don't walk away

No, I came here twinless. He’s the dating type, are you ready to settle?

Believe it or not, twins can consist of a boy and a girl. Crucify me for being open minded. Not quite.

I don’t like sitting down for too long. Maybe if we did a spin on it, but no way am I sitting there while people run way too close to me. ˆPlease. I was boss at red light green light. Well, maybe I could do that, too. How would I be able to manipulate someone’s body via their blood, though? That would be really useful, too. So, you do that during your video game splurges? Yup.

You must be a joy on car trips, then. Oh, be honest, you’re just too scared of losing. Not fast enough for duck duck goose? Yeah, well, so was I. Looks like we’re gonna have to have a competition. People are made of blood, genius. Mhmm, which is why I’ve been limiting my Mariokart usage. Bring it on, short stuff.

You’re too easy.

I wish you were more easy. I need a good lay before I go fucking insane. You have a brother that’d be up for it?

But that is not fun at all! Plus, I feel like they’d set up something dumb like duck duck goose. And I don’t know about that, unless they’ve got metal limbs. I was thinking more like being able to cure blood diseases or something like that. Is that only when there’s already a storm or can you concoct one already? Either way, thunder would be extremely loud if we ever played together.

What the fuck’s wrong with duck duck goose? We can just stay inside our respective quarters all day playing kids games. I’ll kick your ass at red light green light. I thought you meant like...manipulating people’s blood to your will. Which would be pretty kick ass, I have to admit. Nah, I can will one into existence. You saying you’re better than me?

That’d get you off, wouldn’t it?

You’re damn right it would.

It’s a good thing. Your power is so great and amazing that they don’t want to mess with it. Or they haven’t gotten around to it yet. I’ve been safe for this long, I’m not sure. 

Wouldn’t be surprised if they tried to get a handle on it soon. If I can master this, I can take out armies. ‘Course I don’t even know how to make it rain, at the moment.

How thoughtful of you, I hope you like the imagery of me being probed. Probably just means they don’t know what to do with us yet, I mean, what are we good for right now?

Kind of do. Always appreciate a girl that takes it up the ass, really. I thought they were gonna go all academy on us. Bring us in for weekly sessions to make us more apt to control what we’ve got. Maybe I overestimated them.

Disappointed you’ve not been probed yet?

More disappointed you’ve not been probed yet. I could handle watching you limp for a couple of days.

The longer I’m left waiting, the more nervous I get, though.

“Let’s just say that science is extremely curious as to how certain appurtenances can manifest from within the body of an eighteen year old boy. They’re quite diligent in their research techniques, much like the Nazis. Um eine Nation zu erobern, entwaffnen Sie zuerst seine Bürger!”

Did they slice you open or something? They didn’t put you under, did they? Jesus, I don’t want to be next. Don’t compare the government to Nazis, they can probably hear you. You’re asking to be annihilated. Sorry, don’t speak German.

Not sure, but we’re definitely going to have to bring it up. I mean, we are the ones with the superpowers, right? The right people though. Like, the total assholes of our world. Hopefully someday. I’m hoping metal pertains to the iron in our blood, too. Definitely not that powerful yet, though. What about you? How strong have you gotten?

I wouldn’t be surprised if we have to stay indoors. Can’t really end up hurting someone by accident at a club and being exposed that way. You wanna be able to control someone’s movements? That’s basically the ultimate power. Remind me not to fuck with you. Not very, if I’m honest. Thunder gets louder whenever I lose a game of Mariokart, but that’s about it.

I’d like to see them try and touch my ass. They’d get about five inches away and next thing they know, the ground beneath them is splitting into two. A lightning bold, huh? If you don’t mind me asking, what’s your power? I have yet to meet this oh so famous doctor that everyone’s talking about. I don’t think I want to meet him either. 

Would the ground split in two if I tried to touch your ass? I can fuck with weather. Seems bad ass, but while I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing, expect some spotty conditions. He’s sort of intimidating, but I know he secretly ain’t shit.

If they get “ass happy” then I’m truly concerned for not only my ass, but everyone else’s. I’m sure shoving anything inside of someone when it shouldn’t be there would make anyone mad. Especially me. Personally, I wouldn’t. These people are strange as far as I can tell.

Our asses are on the line. I’ll bring down a lightning bolt and fry them if they touch me. Unless they figure out a way to stop me. You met that doctor yet? I don’t like him. You’re damn right they are.

Damn; I’m gonna have to go clubbing with you sometime. Grinding with random strangers in the rain sounds really fun. You should aim for that level of storminess then. Imagine how cool that would be? And so far, not much, but I know it has to do with metal.

If we’re even allowed to club. Does the CIA permit a guy’s night, or must we have a chaperon and a microchip? Killing people would be pretty cool. I guess. Does that mean you can bring down skyscrapers?