twisted up

ahh so you’re just this way to everyone? i never said you were into it, did i? i said most girls and you’re lying if you say that most girls didn’t. you were in the small faction that didn’t care for it. uh….i wouldn’t call it a slam piece from the beginning anyways but it’s also not a romantic thing? pretty sure we just flirt with each other and will end up hooking up…maybe a few times but nothing more. but don’t worry, don’t think she’ll be hurt. mhm, i think you are. so now you’re inviting me to stare at your ass, small baby steps. next thing you know we’ll be hooking up at some party. take all the time you need then but i’ll find my way into your heart eventually. no, definitely not.

just when i have a small inkling towards them, yeah. you could say that. well you certainly implied it, and i’m not saying a bunch of dumb girls did like it, but the idea that i might have been included in that was just too much not to confront. now i may not be completely up to date on college sex terms or whatever, but i’m pretty fuckin’ sure what you just explained is a slam piece. i mean, who wouldn’t want to stare at my ass? at least you have my permission--the boys who don’t often don’t get a nice reaction from me. you say that now, and actually, you may be right, but i’d bite your tongue for now. kinda early in life to say something like that, don’t you think?

harlan: i haven't fingered myself in front of anyone lately so no it's safe to say we haven't :)

lola: wait whoa hwohaohwowhwoah wait

   “i totally blame evanescence for my sudden mood swing, their lead singer knows how to drown someone in their own tears. i feel like the teenager version of myself once more.”

“not to rag on all those kinds of bands, but that genre has always been so melodramatic. ‘i’m drowning in my black tears, covered in black, all i see is black, my blood is black and i can taste it on my black tongue. i’m dark and edgy and no one understands me. i am different.’”

ooh ouch. so you barely know me but somehow i annoy you that much? see that’s just plain weird, buffy was a classic with or without the whole supernatural thing. it’s not like the typical twilight that most you girls were into. i mean i say that because she’s basically said it’ll happen. nah, she’s cool so probably a daily basis. i already know this, she told me all of the things she bought. i’m just saying your attitude makes you even hotter. well you got my lifestory anyways, maybe you can learn a thing or two about me and judge me fairly. not at all, he’s a rich asshole who only cares about cheating on my mom so yeah fuck the guy.

don’t take it personally, lollipop, you’re not the only one. “most of you girls were into,” excuse me. i was never into that poorly-written, supernatural, new-age bullshit. i wasn’t about to support some boring ass girl who stays in a relationship with some lame ass, creepy vampire, but that’s just me. so not just a slam piece? good, because if you hurt one of my sisters, lola’s gonna fuck you up. i am pretty hot, aren’t i? make sure to watch my ass when i walk away. when i wanna learn about someone, i’ll take my time. ahhhh, gotcha. sounds like a bad time. you’re not like him, right?

margot: keep the nicknames coming, i'm having a great time

margot: have you ever seen that horror movie??? i'm pretty sure it's where santa comes but he just kills everyone and it's the greatest movie of all time

margot: but glad to hear it, i love lola :)

lola: nicknames are my legacy, sugarpop

lola: dude no wtf give me a title and i'll add it to my list of shit to analyze later

Emma: im not sure i'll be going there but sure

lola: okay ms. smiles a lot, i'm /sure/ you're not going to heaven

“i heard this really old couple sitting next to me in the cafe this morning arguing about aliens and whether not they exist, swear to god. the old lady was like, ‘really, jeff? how ignorant do you have to be to think that we’re the only intelligent species in the whole wide universe?’ i was like, fuck yeah, you tell him, betty. i just can’t fuck with people who don’t believe in aliens.”

lola’s eyes lit up a bit at the presented topic. “now that’s the kind of stuff i like to hear. the real question is, do you believe aliens have already visited earth and managed to keep themselves hidden so we don’t know? i always wanted to be a part of area 51 and all that when i was younger. i still think they’ve already visited us. i just have a strong feeling they’re watching us in some other dimension.”

harlan: so i blacked out last night when me and the guys went out

harlan: but uh i think we ended up at a tattoo parlor at one point

harlan: bc i definitely woke up w a nipple piercing and it hurts so goddamn bad

harlan: i can't get it out send help

margot: the first and still the only

margot: so... are you saying that santa wouldn't take christmas off to go on a murdering spree, or that he would?

margot: because it seems likely...

lola: that's what i thought, lollipop

lola: he probably WOULD and i would love to see him do that, but the likeliness of that happening is slim to none

what have i done for you to think otherwise? you should be buffy from buffy the vampire slayer. i kind of just get that vibe from you plus she’s badass. another good thing is that the costume is pretty simple but a classic. yeah, a few times. nah, haven’t actually done anything with her yet but it’ll happen, let me tell you though the girl knows how to turn a guy on. yeah, but i apparently have a thing for people who are don’t take shit from anyone and have an attitude. i mean, i’m not going to lie. i suck at math, alright with literature and crap like that. pretty good at history stuff too as long as it’s world history. but art is my passion and well i don’t need to be in college for that. but yeah i insulted my father, nothing new about that.

just existing, i guess. i have my own reasons. never watched that show when it was on, although a lot of people hype it up. never was into vampires and werewolves and monsters like that. but it’ll happen, he says. are you looking for just a fuck or two, or is she actually interesting enough to fuck with on a daily basis? not that i care that much, i’m just a nosy bitch. she’s got tons of lube, you should ask her about it. are you saying you’ve got a thing for me already, kid? not saying i needed your life story, i was just giving you shit. not a fan of the guy, i’m assuming?

i’m a pretty laid back guy so i just don’t really care, let people do what they want to do. i mean at least you’ll stick out from the rest of the girls. i have nothing bad to say about your sisters, i like them, they’re fun. especially april. but i will say one thing, you don’t really seem like that hardcore party girl type. i do like your attitude though. wouldn’t say it was my brain exactly that got me in, that was all my asshole of a father.

you? laid back? can’t really see that from you. haven’t decided my costume yet, so i can’t say that, but i’ll sure as hell try. sounds like you’ve had some good experiences with them then. glad to hear it. what, is she the one you’re currently corking and porking, or have i gone too far? funny you say that, because ask anyone else around this campus, and you’ll get the exact opposite direction. my attitude’s an issue with everyone else, too. did you just insult yourself and your father in the same breath? fascinating.

margot: i'm so glad i've found someone who understands me

margot: never change, lola

lola: am i the first person to understand you, margarita??

“Well, strawberry, cherry, and vanilla — listen, I was drunk! I clearly don’t make wise choices when I’m drunk, just look at every person I’ve ever slept with. Next time I’m plastered and in the mood to spend money, I’ll give you a call… so tonight, basically. Ooh, so you don’t mind if I bring cotton candy lube as a snack to a party?”

“actually, you know, those all together sound pretty good. mix them in a little bowl and tell me how that concoction works. oh, yeah? like who, do tell. listen i’m not the one you wanna be calling when you’re drunk and trying to make good decisions. nah, i don’t mind at all. just don’t make it a noticeable thing, or you’re gonna get some weird ass looks.”

Emma: leukemia

lola: yo that's rough