if you want to get out alive run for your life

"……I don’t remember. But it pissed me off, I know that much!"

"... Well I suppose there's nothing to be done for it now. You hungry?" 

"Hey, it’s not my fault! Cullen was being an ass!"

"Iliyaaaaa— Maker’s tits! How are we supposed to be launching operations off embers? ->-| " 

"Very carefully." :|

"…Er. Well. I’m not saying I didn’t set fire to Leliana’s hand-painted maps.”

"Iliyaaaaa-- Maker's tits! How are we supposed to be launching operations off embers? ->-| " 

"... You're shitting me. Tell me you didn't set fire to Leliana's hand-painted maps." 

o { } o ~<33333 

"THERE ISN’T ENOUGH OF YE TO MAKE A DECENT MEAL YE WANKER. ->-| " 

"WH—that wasn’t an invitation, you dick!"

"*ruckus snorting laughter* Ye should of seen the look on your face -8-DDDDDDDDDD"

"YE DON’T EVEN FOLLOW PLANS WHEN YE MAKE ‘EM ARKADIY DON’T BE SUCH A LIAR." 

"EAT MY ASS, PHELAN."

"THERE ISN'T ENOUGH OF YE TO MAKE A DECENT MEAL YE WANKER. ->-| " 

"WITH YOU IT WOULD BE T’IRTEEN CUT ME SOME SLACK" 

"EXCUSE YOU. I AM WORTH AT LEAST FIFTEEN PERCENT BY MYSELF."

"YE DON'T EVEN FOLLOW PLANS WHEN YE MAKE 'EM ARKADIY DON'T BE SUCH A LIAR." 

"12%? -8-D" 

"THAT IS NOT A PLAN, PHELAN."

"WITH YOU IT WOULD BE T'IRTEEN CUT ME SOME SLACK" 

"That's not even a girl! Arkadiy if you can't bring something at least humanoid you are gonna be dis-invited from pub night. >-:|- " 

"12%? -8-D" 

Now imagine that one of them snores

Imagine your OTP only communicating in hums, sighs and touches.