Hello

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

how many turtles do you think you could responsibly carry at once? I think if they're big turtles I can do two but if small turtles I could definitely carry four. interested to hear your thoughts

I could carry one large turtle if it’s wiggly and two of they aren’t and I can carry like 5 or 6 small ones if they aren’t wiggly but like 3 if they are.

God I love this cat

just remembered when i posted like "crazy how nobody in history has ever stolen food and nobodys ever seen it happen because it never has and if you thought you saw it happen no you didnt" and somebody replied like "uhhh actually yes they do. i worked in a grocery store i think i would know". that was embarrassing. how could somebody be so wrong. i dont know what they think they saw but nobody has ever stolen food so it cant have been that

this is your daily reminder to dump a glass of water out onto the ground and then eat the glass. take care of yourself please 🩵

i've accepted the fact that mcr won't release a new album and you should too

Reminder that Luigi Mangione is an innocent man, and an entirely different person from The Claims Adjuster (the guy who actually killed CEO Brian Thompson)