Alien Ant Farm

rudy: so... we booking that place in florida for the wedding then?

abbey: i haven't yet, tho you saw the place. it's pretty small but did you like it??

abbeycowen commented: i'm going to end up an old ant lady 😭

rudy: i wouldn't bet on that. but i appreciate the loyalty, babe. i've heard of the type... pretty big fan, if i do say so myself. oh, maybe i should have kept going then. come beat me up... i'm asking for it.

rudy: honestly, she'd probably be nice to you. however, she may try to convince you to leave me at the same time. a lady in the streets... as they say lol. fiiiiiiine, i'll stop shit talking that guy. but if you love him so much, maybe you should marry him

abbey: I doubt she even knows who I am, anymore, lol. I wouldn't blame her. she seems pretty on top of the world rn. but, i'll pass. for you, i'm protecting your honor. i'm very sweet. oh, so you have heard of my type? good. bc i didnt WANT to have to get pysical, but i was prepared to. omg, fine, I will!

rudy: i mean, you're welcome to ask. but i doubt she'd answer my call. you don't have any enemies?! i mean, i always thought of you as an angel but i guess that confirms it. sorry sorry. i know you love him, i just think he's overrated. i'm still shocked that they like me, tbh lol

abbey: which is why I wouldn't use your phone, i'd obviously send an ig dm.. but that's besides the point. not really? my brother, but he's a good foe and i'm on mostly good terms with my exes, so you must be right, even if we both know i'm no angel, lol. overrated? you better watch it, this is your last warning. guyssssss! he's still humble 😍