Since he was young Klaus Hargreeves new that he wouldn’t be living like other kids did. He was adopted by a man who couldn’t care less about him. For Reginald, the kids were objects, experiments to fulfill his dreams and nothing more. As soon as Klaus realized what his ‘power’ was he couldn’t stand it. He was able to communicate with the dead, more like, they were able to communicate with him. And they did. Klaus was haunted by the dead since he was able to think, corpses following him around wherever he went. And of course, his father noticed that too. So he locked him in. Reginald thought Klaus would be helped if he was in a mausoleum alone, able to face his fear of ghosts. But that only made it worse. Klaus started abusing drugs as a child. For him, this was an escape. When he was high, he was numb. And most importantly he was free of ghosts. One of his brothers, Ben Hargreeves, tried to talk him out of it again and again but Klaus didn’t listen. He lost all self-respect and didn’t care about his life. He even tried everything in his power to encourage his brother Luther, so he wouldn’t end up like him. It was only later when he felt the need to be sober again, encouraged by the thought of talking to the man he loved more than anything. 

put shorts on

put legs in one leg hole

pull up and on to shoulder

NEVER forget to accessorize 

I really think

I’m winning this. 

Klaus: How come Ben and Vanya don’t have to do this?

Pogo: Because they are the only ones who don’t start drama, now, the rest of you will be free to go once you are able to sincerely say one nice thing about each of your siblings.

Ms. Brooks finally had enough; she took Harry to the principal’s office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the situation to the principal. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. 

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he happily agreed to take the test. Principal: “What is 3 x 3?” Harry: “9.” Principal: “What is 6 x 6?” Harry: “36.” And so it went with every question the principal thought a bright 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, “Y’know, I reckon Harry can go to the 3rd grade.” But Ms. Brooks is still skeptical of the little bugger and says to the principal, “Not so fast, let me ask him a few questions.” The principal and Harry both agree. 

This is based off a mix of the characters in the comic and the Netflix show and it’s also just my personal headcanons, like what I think the characters prefer and etc. Enjoy and don’t be afraid to DM me or send me an ask for more details or whatever!

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Klaus

Pansexual with a mild preference for men. He’s beyond gender

Luther

Straight, no doubt about it. I mean he’s thought about it, sure, but it just comes down to him being a straight man.

Diego

Huge raging bisexual, definitely. He’s so bisexual you could call him Biego

Allison

Straight but she has definitely experimented in her past; she doesn’t like labels and thinks she could probably fall for a woman or non-man but generally straight

Five

Delores

Vanya

Also a raging bisexual though she has a hard time letting people in and doubts anyone could ever love her. Not very sexual in general

Ben

My boi Ben is just everywhere, man. I’d say he doesn’t carry labels but if he had to say what he’s attracted to it’s not gender, more personality

Cha-Cha

Lesbian, very much a lesbian

Hazel

Band Director: What’s the dynamic marking there?

French horn player: H for hella loud.

Band: H?

BD: What?

French horn: Yeah the two f’s look like an H. For Hella loud.

BD: Hella loud?