Married to my fear of commitment

where are all of the horny local vampires :/// come here i have a neck u can bite

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

I’m doing hot girl shit. *stares at the dark in my room with no thoughts like a blood-sniffing shark*

on god we gon get you one good movie kiss bro.

physically im not here but mentally yeah im not here either 

IN THIS ESSAY I WILL DIE AND BE REBORN A THOUSAND TIMES

Me, a zoologist, to the last two living pandas

yall wanna see my fave photo of jimin?

No

i hate the “watch a movie” suggestion when i say im bored b*tch shut up i have adhd 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i need to drink motor oil