Does it still count as a blog if I don't post

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

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"with the information I gleamed" < the glistening reader

if you have a status on Discord right now, reblog and say what it is (optional: what does it mean?)

wearing my steampunk cosplay to parent teacher night

Hitting the absinthe a little too hard and bragging to a particularly effeminate single father about "my dirigible." Get behind the control module of my steam-driven automocarriage, pulling out into traffic. Instantly t-boned by a Dodge charger doing 50 in a school zone. Neck pulverized like a tube of Pringles.