WIZARDS ONLY, FOOLS.

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

Southern pudu (Pudu puda). This one is a fawn!

now you know who you are messing with

I want to fuck dragons

[id: a gouache painting of a wet tiger sitting in a body of water. their hair droops and they have a neutral expression on. the water is brown and blue swirls while the sky is green. end id]

[additional id: the tiger looks very round, due to it being wet. It is very cute]

i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession

@copperbadge

I really should just start actually telling museums that I want them to put out replicas of their famous chairs (there's always a wall of famous chairs in the design wing) so that I can find out what they feel like to sit on. I probably should not use the phrase "art I want to touch with my butt" as is my wont. I bet if I mentioned they could sell the replicas or even just tiny models of the replicas in the gift shop, they'd consider it. Imagine finding the most uncomfortable chair in the Wall Of Chairs and then buying a miniature one to keep on your desk at work.

I like to pretend I’m an eagle about to carry him away to my nest