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About me!

I honestly don’t know what I’m doing

Probably just reblogging and liking stuff, might post idk yet.

Just trying to have a chill time and not chase clout 🐈‍⬛

🐾 - 27 y/o (0-2 y/o little)

🐾 - They/Them/She/He/No real preference

🐾 - Sapphic/Aromantic/Gender fluid

🐾 - ADHD/Selective mutism/Panic disorder/Dyslexia/RSD/Spacey as hek

🐾 - Involuntary/Voluntary regression

🐾 - Age Regression/Agere gear/Black cats/Pastels/Art/Naps/Bunnies/Crafts/Memes/Cute stuff

🐾 - Will spam cats when appropriate 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

🚨- I won’t be interacting with anything involving Hate speech, Nsfw, Pedo/Map, Queerphobic, Transphobic, Racist, Sexist, Pro-Ana, Anti-Agere, Pro-life, Gore, etc. 🚨

✨I just wanna look at cute stuff like mood boards and blogs.✨

🎉Bonus! 🎉 I’m looking for more Agere Friends!

🚨 Please Don’t message if You’re a Minor 🐥 (No hate, It just feels weird to me.)

🚨 -Or if You’re Looking for Spicy 🌶 (Again, No hate, Its just not what I’m looking for… Friends, I only want Friends. PLS. )

If you are neither of the following message me! 😃😃😃

We can talk about anything, Agere topics, Fav plushies, Tv shows, Mental health, What is the ultimate colour of a refrigerator?, etc.

-Or (If you’re awkward like me) We can do No Talking and just send Memes back and forth. 🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗

((👆 Im doing this is to help me with my anxiety around talking to strangers 🥲👍💀, Also I’ve always wanted Agere Friends, It’s nice to have people who can relate to you.💕))

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Stop chewing on your foot.

Don’t eat that!

You can’t fight the garbage man.

No, you can’t have chocolate.

This is my medication, it’s not food, stop asking for my adderall.

Noooo! This is My coffee.

Stop eating crap off the floor.

Why you gotta be up in my face man???

Just because you smell food doesn’t mean it’s for you.

Pls don’t kiss me, I JUST saw you tongue punching your @ss.

Where did you find that???

This is a lemon, I can assure you, you won’t like lemons.

Get your head outta the fridge!

This is my breakfast, You already had breakfast.

You can’t gaslight me, I remember giving you lunch.

See this? It’s your meal chart, it tells me that you already ate!

You’re not getting second dinner so you can stop your huffing.

What are you eating!?!

Get out of the treat bag!!!!!

You can’t shower with me bud…

What have you got???

How did you get up there!?! You can’t jump!!!

WHERE ARE MY GODDAMN SOCKS????

Where do you keep finding onion peel???

You’re not going outside, it’s literally Hailing.

Me: I swear to f*cking god… *fishing a sopping wet dust bunny out of my son’s mouth*

Fur baby: 😠😤

Me: I thought I adopted a cat…

Fur baby: 👁👄👁… *forgets about the dust bunny he found behind the fridge*

Me: Why do you think your a dog??? You have never met a dog in your life!!!

Fur baby: 😌 *Starts purring and rubbing up agaist my leg* 🐈‍⬛

Is start quoting Vines.

✨Kinda Like a kindergarten teacher getting the attention of a bunch of little kids using llama-hands…🦙🤘👶🍼🧸✨

Me: *Runs up to the stage grabbing the mic*

IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN PUSSY??!?!!?

The entire crowd:

YES, A REALLY GOOD BOOK!!!!

Me: WONDERFUL! ….Now that I have your attention, I’d like to inform you all that we are being invaded by aliens… And to either make your way to the nearest exit…. and/or Have the power of God and Anime on your side.

Bathroom isle: ………..Hey… Just thought I’d tell you… Your fav brand of hair-dye is on sale…

Me: …Okay???………….. -B*tch, I’m trying to save money, I’m not falling for your inflation bullsh*t.

Isle: ………………You sure?….I mean it’s your call, I can’t make you buy it…………..*COUGH* -It’s only 5 bucks.

Me: *Staring at the isle like it pissed on my build-a-bear*

Isle:

Me:

Isle

Me:

Isle:

Me:

Bathroom isle: ………………………….…..we’re also selling bleach at %20 off-

✨️Vent art turned silly guardian of the traumatised✨️

My therapist wants more vent art but honestly I feel too weird about it...

Until I found a fairy statue out by the dumpster 😌💅✨️