wheezy !

                     &    DON’T EVER FORGET,    WE’RE LOSERS,    &   WE ALWAYS WILL BE ——

Send “UGH” to pin my muse against the wall from FURY

Send “DONT” to pin my muse against the wall to prevent them from LEAVING

Send “OOF” to pin my muse against the wall by ACCIDENT

Send “HA” to pin my muse against the wall as a JOKE

Send “NO” to pin my muse against the wall to PROTECT THEM

Send “LISTEN” to hug my muse against the wall to let them know they LOVE THEM

as requested. Feel free to make any changes !

birthday person

“I don’t want anything.” / “Let’s not even acknowledge it.”

“It’s my birthday, bitches!”

“Whatever you do, don’t throw me a surprise party.”

“I know exactly what I want this year.”

“You can’t buy the kind of thing I want.” / “The best things in life are free.”

“Why do we celebrate birthdays anyway?”

“All I want is to be left alone.”

“Is there something you want to tell me..?”

“Please don’t sing.”

“So you…didn’t plan anything?” / “You forgot my birthday?”

“I don’t mind celebrating your birthday. I just don’t like mine.”

“It’s my birth week!” / “It’s my birth month!”

“The life of the party has arrived.”

“It’s my party, okay?”

“I never should’ve told you when my birthday is.”

“This is the best birthday ever.”

birthday celebrator

“I threw you a surprise party!”

“I hope you like your gift…”

“I made you something.”

“Don’t go in there!”

“Close your eyes. In one, two, three–!”

“Just let me celebrate you!”

“Were the confetti cannons too much?”

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”

“What kind of cake/ice cream/balloons do you want?”

“You’re lucky I didn’t jump out of a cake.”

“I just want it to be perfect.” / “I want you to have the best birthday ever.”

“Shut up and eat your cake.”

“I did all of this for you.”

“You don’t like it?”

“I’ll do better next year.”

“I know it’s your day, but you’re being a brat.”