i'm in food network hell

sometimes the things guy fieri says make no sense but I vibe with them

daddy knows best <3

dude are you fucking kidding me i do watch cooking shows like this

Everyone I know watches cooking shows like this

My favorite thing on Chopped is when the judges critique a chef’s dish for like being too spicy and then they tell the next chef theirs is perfectly spicy and the camera pans to the chef they were just critiquing standing there like 😐

Sometimes I see non Cutthroat Kitchen watchers flip out because chefs with no sabotages will still bullshit dishes despite no sabotages and it’s like look, they looked into their heart and found the sabotage was inside them all along, it’s not that hard to understand

I wonder if Ted Allen has accidentally slipped up and called dippindots “tiny ice cream spheres” or something in his real life

You cant lose if all the other contestants are dead