[Simon]: Putt-putt? For real? I have to give you props for being original.

[Simon]: Tonight? I mean sure, I’ll wrap up the work I’m doing.

[Simon]: Should I wear something different for putt-putt, like athletic clothes? That may take longer.

[Aaron]: I don’t know if it’s exactly original.

[Aaron]: I just want a fun and relaxing time where I can get to know you.

[Simon]: I mean yeah sure, we can talk too if you like.

[Simon]: If you want to get to know each other.

[Aaron]: great, let’s go putt-putt golfing

[Simon]: Oh thanks. That’s nice.

[Simon]: Of you I mean, about me. Liking that.

[Simon]: Anyway, you said something about a date?

[Simon]: Yeah, Keaton’s grandma was always real eager to keep my family close for family functions.

[Simon]: I dunno sorry for just word vomiting all that at you. 

[Aaron]: no I like it

[Simon]: Well we were raised together. It’s a weird story. His grandma was seeing my grandfather and if it weren’t for shitty society and the shitty times we might have been actual brothers.

[Simon]: I still have my own family that has not abandoned me despite how my Mama likes to chew me out for not calling her as often as she’d like.

[Simon]: It was weird actually, going between Keaton’s mansion and my house.

[Aaron]: oh, I didn’t know all of that

[Aaron]: that’s a very unique love story

[Simon]: Why what? That it’s weird or Keaton is weirded out more?

[Aaron]: yeah

[Simon]: Obviously, which is weird but you’ve obviously go impeccable taste. 

[Simon]: Kiki’s always been a bit more weirded out when we accidentally sleep with the same person.

[Aaron]: I don’t understand why

[Simon]: Yeah, sometime, slowly is probably best.

[Simon]: I am seeing other guys, going on dates things like that. Just so you know. I don’t want to lead you on.

[Aaron]: so am I 

[Aaron]: well kind of 

[Simon]: Yeah, wild.

[Simon]: The last relationship I had was in college and that was

[Simon]: Oh my god that was almost ten years ago where the hell has time gone.

[Aaron]: well maybe we can try it out again some time

[Simon]: Yeah, listen I can’t remember exactly what I said but  I think I might have been toning it down because of Keaton’s nasty break-up and love trouble.

[Simon]: I mean I remember what you said about ‘being good at relationships’.

[Simon]: But, as much as my family would adore it if I brought a cop boyfriend home and they’d probably try to adopt you over me, I hope you remember me saying I am bad at relationships.

[Simon]: That hasn’t changed.

[Aaron]: he said he had some surgery that cured him of love though or something crazy like that

[Aaron]: I do