Playing dumb is a survival mechanism every woman u ever seen acting dumb is not actually dumb

no offense but I’ve been learning how to have fun in dumb circumstances

I was showering during the storm tonight and the light started flickering violently so I peeked out from the curtain and looked at my cat sitting on the counter and said to her “mrs obama it’s been an honor” and then the power went out

not enough gay movies where someone gets their hair washed by their lover 

live laugh lobotomy

y’all are like “lol im a communist guillotine the rich silence brand!!” and then make five posts about how iconique beyonce is for owning twelve cars or smth

Sorry but when Keanu Reeves is out here doing The Most, giving away the majority of his money to the point where he just lives in a normal house with normal stuff because he understands that he doesn’t need all of that money then how do you expect me to look at other famous people no matter how fun or nice they act and see them keeping the majority of that money and having multiple homes and outfits made out of diamonds and shit and say “its fine bc theyre nice/feminist/its in the name of Girl Power/etc”? No one should have any of that while other humans are out here dying of poverty. No excuse I don’t care who it is. 

This day in Nemfrog history. June 8, 2017. Two years ago today, the shadow of a slim tree alone in a big field, showed what to look for on the day the summer solstice, less than two weeks away.