SMELLY CAT

𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐲𝐚𝐡 𝐣𝐨𝐲 . . .

               excuse  me  did  you  see  HAILEE STEINFELD  hanging  around  palmwood  studios  ?  oh  no  ,  that  was  AALIYAH JOY  ,  the  TWENTY - FIVE  year  old  actor  who  plays  PAISLEY BUFFET  on  MATES  .  yeah  ,  you  know  rumour  has  it  he  -  HARDHEADED  ,  and  -  CHAOTIC  ,  but  her  fans  all  say  she’s  +  GENEROUS  ,  and  +  CHARMING  .  around  palmwood  studios  she’s  known  as  THE  SUNSHINE  .         (    cisfemale  ,  she / her     ) 

𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐌   . . .   @𝘢𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘺𝘢𝘩𝘫𝘰𝘺   :

𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐌   . . .   @𝘢𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘺𝘢𝘩𝘫𝘰𝘺   :

𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐌   . . .   @𝘢𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘺𝘢𝘩𝘫𝘰𝘺   :

valentina: i could hear you screaming over this message ....

valentina: will there be liquor ?

aaliyah: i'm screaming with excitement!

bean: YOU CAN'T GET THE GUMMIES IF YOU CAN'T FIND THEM

bean: maybe i'm not even in the country

bean: maybe i've run away to japan

aaliyah: OPEN THE DOOR

〝to think, sharon osbourne defended the song a coupleof years ago when several radio stations decided to ban it.  i was very disappointed,〞 she shakes her head, a tsk-tsk sound escapes from between her teeth.    〝honey, i’mpretty sure kelly clarkson and john legend beat you to it.〞    she doesn’t mentionthat if memory serves, the modified version of the perennial yuletide dittybombed — at least they did try to address the concerns around the lyrics.    〝i’mnot sure you could pull off being shermain,〞 a hint of a smile curls her lips,a sign that she’s just pulling the brunette’s leg.  as they reach the craftytable, green eyes scan the offerings, hand reaches for a box of yoo-hooinstead. 〝score!〞    

“they may have beat me to it, but i can still make more versions. i am a determined human being! we both know that i’m stubborn as a five year old.” with a childlike grin, as she continued to skip alongside her friend. looking at the crafty herself as she happily grabbed the gummy bears and popped some into her mouth. “excited for the holidays?”

bean: i'm not in my trailer

bean: you can't find me

aaliyah: YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME, I'M NOT FAR

bean: because i said so

bean: :)

aaliyah: i know where your trailer is

aaliyah: and i'm going to come smack you

aaliyah: vaaaalll

bean: no

bean: :)

aaliyah: ....