Your shit bums me out

I need to get laid but my heart also needs to get laid ya know

making fun of girls for having “daddy issues” is literally the most illogically cruel thing i can think of haha “hey you! your dad sucked! i bet that really impacted your life and the way you form relationships with other people lmfao fuckin loser" 

celebrate your personal victories because no one else understands what it took to accomplish them

i actually… love people who double or triple or infinity text … what are you excited about because i’m excited too! message me seven times please i’m glad you have a lot to say and i am willing to listen!!

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

me: *thinks about you* me: *hearts appear above my head*

MY LEFT NIP SO ITCHY TODAY