ah-lee-sah.

friendly advise to not revolve your life around one person, one feeling, one place, one memory, one problem. the complexity of life and the diversity of the world is beautiful and you have the right to explore it. do not settle for less. you deserve better.

Me reassuring myself: it’s really ok you dumb bitch

there’s just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I can’t explain it

me, logically: it’s never gonna happen the tiny hopeful goblin in my brain: but what if it did

ignoring men is self care

I hate when people waste my time. I waste enough of my time by my own damn self. I don’t need anyone adding to it.

me: *opens messages* guess i’ll reply later narrator: she didnt

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

Relationship goals: Bob and Linda when Linda shouts out the window “He’s dead! Go away he’s dead!” to help Bob avoid people