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ive been hearing fireworks since June 29 shut the actual fuck up and LET ME SLEEP.

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post orgasmic glow except I’m spiraling cus I just relapsed

#i was doing so well #But my skin is like glowing #so i got that going for me

bellonabells

Amazing how we cant discuss the foxes being cruel to kevin in tkm (BECAUSE THEY ABSOLUTELY WERE WAY MORE HORRIBLE TO HIM IN THAT BOOK THEN THE OTHERS FOR SOME REASON???) without apparently "sanitizing" kevins character??? Lmao ppl talk all the time about how awful the upperclassmen were to Andrew but god forbid day fans talk about Kevin. That comment about hitting him where it wont show was so fucking cruel

slap a queen tattoo under the eye of any remotely pretty man with dark hair and green eyes and badabing badaboom, you have kevin day

#hes versatile like that #kevin day #aftg

wingkink

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

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fairycosmos

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

nyacromancey

this is a book series that will have you rocking back and forth and ripping your hair out and bashing your skull into a wall but then you have to look someone directly in the eyes and say yeah it’s about a fake sport with fake drugs and also the yakuza is involved

I keep having this recurring dream where there's a school for the minis (children), and the staff would try to find a way to kill them off. If you're late once, you get a slap on the wrist. If you're late twice, you get the torture chamber for 2 hours. If you're late three times, you get solitary confinement for 5 days, then public execution.

Other than trying to murder you, the teachers are actually pretty decent, with the sole exception of Ms. Zukerburg, of course. (This is my dream mind speaking, don't sue me, Elon, you already have too much money) She's mean and nasty, and the only one who will openly try to kill you. The other teachers give you gold stars sometimes if you do well on an assignment.

Nobody has ever seen the principal (with the sole exception of Ms. Zukerburg, of course). They are the mastermind behind the whole school, but they're kinda a coward; they have 10 security guards inside and outside their office. And they let all the children leave the school only when they threaten their life or image.

Oh, ya all the teachers' classrooms are constantly lined with weapons only they have access to (this time not with the sole exception of Ms. Zukerburg). The only ways to escape are if you

A. Find the weapons, go on a riot, kill all the teachers, security guards, spare the principal, make them order you a ride home, then kill them.

B. Somehow obtain access to the outside world and threaten to snitch on the principal, they will then order you a school bus to go home, cus they're a coward.

C. Secret third option (I can't remember).

#My dreams have so much horror potential #this is the first time i've vividly remembered any of my dreams #personal

pinkbeetroot

its not too late to put kevin day in a polycule we could still have kevin day in a polycule if we try hard enough

just two best bros making out after our third best bro got a tattoo

#cus were not gay #this is about kandreil #that scene lives in my mind rent free #Kevin day #Neil josten #andrew minyard #kandreil

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kaeyas-tits-window

Kevin Day haters will make their favourite AFTG characters OOC just to pretend said characters hate Kevin as much as they do, and then pretend to be canonically in the right.

They've said that:

- Jeremy doesn't like him (they have been friends for years, they chat all the time, it says black on white that Jeremy trusts Kevin);

- Andreil find him annoying and can't wait to get rid of him (despite keeping him around 24/7 and actively going out of their way to stay with him);

- Jean hates him. LMFAO, reread the books, you're illiterate 🥀

mcmilkan

Andriel really couldn’t have the queen they wanted so had to settle with a cat named king

5buny

Andreil love fucking kevin raw with no condoms on till his ass start dripping with each step he takes to the bathroom

solitairians

listening to an album you used to love but overplayed for yourself after a really long time after the overplayedness has worn off and it sounds like it's supposed to again is the closest to being in heaven you can get during your mortal life i think

ashstfu

god forbid a woman doesn’t sparkle for an audience. god forbid she’s weird, lazy, a little off putting and not trying to impress anyone

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THE GOVERNER OF NIGERIA PROPOSED TO MY MOTHER AND SHE SAID NO I COULD'VE BEEN A FUCKING NEPO BABY

#i'm so upset rn #she couldve been the FIRST LADY #you dont even understand #THE FIRST LADY #personal

kuttenberg-gauntlets

the 3 rules of enjoying Any fandom are 1. follow everyone who you find funny 2. block everyone who you find annoying 3. when you like someone's art tell them

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