I’m the kind of human wreckage that you love.

I am a trainwreck of a human being but id make a good cat

they should invent a college website that works

have some of the compsci students design a functional website for their final project or SOMETHING

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

new religion: have a good time

you can make friends online and you will be rewarded with pictures of their cats

honestly I just kinda wanna get tipsy and kiss someone

panting like a dog at her selfie

sometimes the dead wife is the friends we made along the way

don’t be mean to me because i will remember it for exactly forever

be a proud pervert and just send the dm otherwise nothing happens forever

yes this is a sign meant for You specifically, dear reader

My understanders will Understand me

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

and that much ado? it's about nothing