I’m the kind of human wreckage that you love.

I am a trainwreck of a human being but id make a good cat

(flirting) what's every single thing you've ever thought

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

Reblog if your phone is not (and probably never will be) safe to pass around in public.

i love showering it's literally like... im clean now! lol. and i no longer have mental illnesses

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

@pissvortex

it’s like nobody wants to dry hump and make out on the couch in the living room anymore

tell fat people they’re hot! tell fat people they look good! tell fat people they’re sexy! stop desexualizing fat people by solely calling them cute/cuddly/soft/a teddy bear etc.

and i will make everything romantic because it is

they should invent a college website that works

have some of the compsci students design a functional website for their final project or SOMETHING

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

new religion: have a good time

you can make friends online and you will be rewarded with pictures of their cats