Orion #savedeadboydetectives

there is no experience like the dan and phil hard launch podcast anywhere else on earth. dan tripping over himself with horniness for phil saying ‘say yes to me’ and trying to pivot the conversation with richard. and then the topic is petplay of all fucking things. LMFAO you can’t make it up.

everyone was mocking dan for talking too much during the interview but he was chivalrously yapping because phil gets nervous. #thinkbeforeyouspeak #supportivehusband #dontjudge #youneverknowwhatpeoplearegoingthrough #generousattentionseeking

i am so obsessed with the way dan and phil perform a whole ass song every tour when it has absolutely nothing to do with their regular content and neither of them are particularly vocally trained. like they really woke up one day when writing tatinof and said fuck it

so DAN HOWELL, now you're claiming it WAS so fucking good you blacked out???