A Spunky Kam

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a cervical cancer screening every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

GREAAAAT QUESTION! SO LIKE!! IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO FIGURE IT OUT AND A FUZZY/OLD YOUTUBE VIDEO PROVIDED THE ANSWER:

Basically, for one, get your image to have a URL (you can do this by uploading to tumblr, can even be on a private blog). If you are doing this on tumblr: Click on your image. Now it'll show your picture as a preview hovering over your post---- then RIGHT click that preview and have it 'open in new tab' or new window, whichever you prefer. Use the URL of THAT image, when it's in it's own tab/window, and here's how you put it in A03.

In a03 make sure that you are inserting the image in your fic (wherever you want it) in HTML mode. Then you will have the brackets as follows:

<p>

<img src="INSERT LINK/URL OF YOUR PIC HERE"/>

</p>

Of Harlequins and Jalapeños CH.3 (NSFW)---The Freak Circus Fanfic

By Destinysquared

Pairing: Harlequin/Gender Neutral MC

You must be 18+ to read. Minors and folks not into yandere VNs plz DNI both here and in the fandom. ~~~~~WITH SKETCHES and FULLY COLORED ART BY ME THROUGHOUT THE FANFIC ITSELF :D ~~~~~

Summary:

....For who could ever learn to love a beast?

Special thanks to @local-shrub and @darthsuki for beta reading (please give them a round of applause, they have suffered by my hand~) <3

I've come to the realization that sad, pitiful, tall, freaky jesters make my willy feel silly and I need Pierrot irl like this is my type.

not kidding I've already discussed pierrot at family dinners.

I know I shouldn't wish you any harm but I kinda want to.

This is an ADULT game for f*ck sakes!! You are putting yourself in REAL danger!!

At least, if you're playing it, do it in SILENCE. Groomers will stalk, harrass and hurt you in real life if they hear about you playing adult games. This is not a joke, this is not fun.

You are NOT "mature enough", that's what pdf-files wants you to think so they can hurt you!!!

If the game itself doesn't traumatize you, real life people learning about you playing it WILL.

At the very least KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

Sincerely : from someone who went through hell because he talked about it.

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

it'd be a shame if this...

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

Two headed cows almost never survive more than a few hours after their birth. The farmer finds the *body* the next day. The calf was destined to die, and that's a tragedy, but for the time it was alive, it had a beautiful and unique experience.

It's not a poem about the cruelty of man. It's a poem about the beauty of life in an indifferent universe. It's about purpose and beauty being able to exist even in an existence doomed to come to an end, as all our lives are. It's not a poem about how a calf dies, but how, even for only a brief moment, it was alive.