Balloons

“My boyfriend/ girlfriend won’t let me…” yikes yikes yikes, abort that relationship

“My bf/gf won’t let me cook anymore after the spaghetti incident”

“My gf won’t let me pee in the sink”

It’s been months since my wife let me go “buck wild” at home depot.

That last comment got me rolling

Oh my sweet summer child…

I can’t believe, in an industry ripe with falsehoods, you managed to list everything that actually exists

millennial culture is being unable to eat dinner unless you are watching something at the same time. movie? tv show? twitch stream? doesn’t matter. just have to be able to click play

i mean if im by myself what else am i gonna do?? be alone with my thoughts?? out of the question

i don’t know what i was expecting, but it sure as hell wasnt that

It’s exactly what you think it is.

usually i hate tik tok… but this might be the one good thing to come of it

Okay no @thebibliosphere NEEDS to see this.

This was the first thing I saw when I logged in this morning, and no matter what else happens, today was worth getting out of bed for.

louis working on his album

Why the fuck didn’t they give Sirius Black veritaserum? like they could have asked him whether he was the potters secret keeper or not?! he would say Peter was and BAM! they would know he was innocent. it would have saved them all that azkaban nonsense. on second thought, why bother with trials when veritaserum was a thing? wizards have all these tools and spells but never fucking use them!! the wizarding world is an actual disaster