ARealNerd

Hello people,

Last night we reached 1000 followers. To commemorate this I want to do some sort of a giveaway. I will draw 2 people at random and they’ll win the prizes.

This will be open for a week. It will close at Monday 7 December at: 15:00 UTC, 10:00 AM EST, 7:00 AM PST

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Prizes:

1. I will completely design something for you, of course this will be something you want and you’ll see progress and can change whatever you’d like to change. This can be one class, one subclass, 2 races, 3 monsters, 3 items, or 3 backgrounds.

2. I will make something of your choice look like something from the core books. This probably means this material you have is in text format. This can be one class, one subclass, 2 races, 3 mosnters, 3 items, or 3 backgrounds.

Of course if you get the first prize but you don’t have anything you want me to design for you then you can switch with the second prize winner. If you both don’t want the first prize I will draw a third contestant who will also get the third prize.

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Rules:

1. Follow this blog.

2. Don’t be a giveaway/prize blog.

KNOWS THINGS AND DRINKS.

Instead of a traditional Cleric, play as a Clerical Clerk: an intelligent worker that uses an arsenal of office supplies in combat.

Context - the party are dungeon-delving into a rather mischievous vampire’s underground ‘lair’. They spot a door at the bottom of a pit.

DM: There’s a ladder you can climb down.

Rogue: Okay, I’ll go down and check for traps *succeeds*

DM: The ladder’s fine…

Rogue: I reach the bottom and yell up –.

DM: … but as your feet hit the floor, you trigger the trap hidden on the ground. Fireballs explode from all around you and those on the ladder.

*4d6 fire damage*

DM: Roll to keep hold of the ladder.

*NPC companion nat 1s*

DM: Anton falls and …

Rogue: FEATHER FALL!

 DM: … lands gently on the floor…….. triggering the trap again.

Party: FFS

*3d6 fire damage*

DM: Again, roll to keep hold.

*Ranger-druid fails and hits the ground*

Party: NO

*2d6 fire damage*

DM, gleefully: And again?

*Cleric fails and falls*

*1d6 fire damage*

DM, is far too happy: Once more?

*everyone succeeds and makes it down the ladder, but only because the trap is exhausted*

Party: *is totally wrecked and on its last legs purely because of fire and fall damage*

Rogue: *took absolutely no damage because of evasion* Well that wasn’t too bad. Let’s look at this door…

DM: The door is painted on the wall. You’re literally in a dead end pit.

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