Wednesday: To quote Mary Shelley—I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.
Bianca: *watches as Wednesday and Thing start prepping a cardboard box*
Bianca: Was she talking about her feelings for you?
Enid: Nope. Her manuscript finally got accepted by a publisher and she’s taking it personally.
Bianca: Personally? But isn’t that what she wanted?
Enid: Well, they liked the manuscript, but thought the romantic subtext between Viper and Evelyn was too “woke”. They’ll only publish it after she rewrites the antagonist as Viper’s love interest.
Bianca: The antagonist that’s a pastiche of Tyler and Xavier?
Bianca: *grimaces* Fair. That explains why she’s so pissed off, but doesn’t she normally send stuff like venomous snakes or plague squirrels?
Bianca: Okay, so why is SHE getting inside the damn box?
Enid/Bianca/Wednesday: 😒 😒 📦
Enid: Uh, because when Wednesday takes something personally, she deals with it personally. Duh!
Wednesday: *amidst packing peanuts* I’ll be back in 2 weeks, tops.
Enid: Kay, babe! Make dubious choices! Love you!
Wednesday: Love you, too. *sinks into the packing peanuts and out of sight*
Thing: *shuts the box and proceeds to tape it up*
Bianca: This is why you asked if I was going to the post office, isn’t it?
Enid: Mmhmn! Here’s an envelope with the delivery info and way more than enough non-sequential bills to cover shipping.
Enid: Oh, and if my Wednesday gets lost in the mail because you messed up the address, I’ll mess up your face. Cool? Cool. Kthnxbye!
Bianca: Bitch, I’m keeping the goddamn change.
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