Hannah Rae

@mynameiseyyyyyy

hognoses are fucking ridiculous

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “… the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca. Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

I want to point out this particular one is a baby. It’s still learning how LONG to play dead, that’s why it keeps waking up to check if it worked. It’s doing it’s best ok?

@sunspill

LMFAOOOO

That death stare gave me chills

for those of you who don’t know: that’s the guy who made the “road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does” vine and the guy who made the what are those jurassic park vine

I guess that’s one way to do it. 😆

This guy is living in 2118

@turtlessuggest

smol an good smiley noodle friend

Okay but…if someone wants to take me on a date to a Barnes and noble and get me dinner and a drink and then let me peruse the stacks like I’m not saying no. A sandwich, a beer, and 2-5 books on various topics I hope I’ll someday read about? Good night.

The Swedish equivalent of Blockbuster is now best known for its candy, snacks and sodas.

Take me to Buenos freaking Aires… Leave me in this bookshop… Never look for me, you will not find me again.

millennial culture is being unable to eat dinner unless you are watching something at the same time. movie? tv show? twitch stream? doesn’t matter. just have to be able to click play

i mean if im by myself what else am i gonna do?? be alone with my thoughts?? out of the question