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That's it. I'm about to die of laughter and the reason why i have troubles breathing at the moment is called blunthead tree snake. Look at him. Just look at this unbelievable joke of a reptile world!

Look at those eyes. I swear, that noodle has eyes bigger than combined size of brains of it's whole family. Eyes.

Eyes!

EYES!!!

But that's not all. The whole thing looks like one of those 80's cartoons where Tom got squeezed through sewer or pasta maker and became a wiggly shoelace. I mean.. damn

Snek

You o'rite?

Hey mate

I have some live mice pinkies if you are hungry

I'm laughing so much!!! 😂🤣🤣 Honestly, this is what the ultimate winner of Snake game looks like irl. This is some serious pootoo/chicken from Moana energy right here!!!

He LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

Precious snake son

YOU SHAVED THEM?!?

//SPEWS DRINK

Happy Valentine’s Day from Law !

Edits for my sister <3

a-megalodont

Oh hey hey hey ash fuck u

#that is all

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- @jistring

wizzardbaby

PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK

AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

chickenwhite

WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE

AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

your-mouths-a-constellation

WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF

AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH

lennythereviewer

WHEN IT JUMPS FROM THE MUCK

AND YOU SCREAM “WHAT THE FUCK!?”

izhunny

I. I didn’t know I needed this.

infinitemachine

Everyone, this is it. My favorite pun. Right here.

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Baby on Board

this-onegoes

- Blythe Baird

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Me, chewing on my Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner:

The Universe: What’s that in your mouth?

Me, chewing faster:

The Universe: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

ripe

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a-megalodont

AAAAAAAAAAAA

turing-tested

guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

vraska-theunseen

wait what’s the difference?

turing-tested

one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire

An Agender Stimboard for my friendo @caliko-i ! When asked what kind of stims they like, they only replied with “Knife”

#agender #stim #stimboard #agender stim #agender stimboard #soap cutting #soap cutting stim

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Asexual Stimboard with clear soap cutting for my sister @purely-peachy !

#asexual #ace #stim #stimboard #asexual stimboard #asexual stim #ace stim #ace stimboard #clear soap cutting #clear soap #soap cutting stim

whitepeopletwitter

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*stabses Bruno*

Bruno: I’m sorry, wha- AA–

a-megalodont

The only thing that gets cut is fuit gummy

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So I downloaded this app that tells me what phase the moon is in and apparently it speaks in the first person

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when the boss music slaps but you’re tryin not to die

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This is always so fucking funny to me

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