This is Sam, Sam i am

this is a formal apology to everyone that has ever tried to text me

People need to stop blaming 'parasocial relationships' when it's revealed to the public that a famous person has done something controversial (or even a crime) and the public is upset. 'I can't believe xxx did that!' doesn't always mean that the person who said it has a parasocial relationship with xxx. Usually it's just our faith in humanity, we want to believe that everyone has some basic human decency (especially someone we might admire) and it's only natural to be disappointed when we learn they're a bad person.

THANK YOU I am so fucking tired of that talking point. "Stop idolizing creatives--" EXPECTING PEOPLE NOT TO BE RAPISTS ISN'T IDOLIZING

“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

never stop being a good person because of bad people

it’s so jarring when you realize trump supporters aren’t a loud minority and that roughly half the country is voting for that man after EVERYTHING and it makes me sick

its no money november that's where it's november and i dont have any fucking money

Anyone wanna kiss? Or overthrow capitalism? Or kiss? 🥺

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

Frogs and cranberries it must be fall.

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

It's not. All you have to do is recognize that you're a human being like everyone else.

you guys Need to start seeing bugs as animals im not even joking anymore. the second u start seeing them as tiny animals the more your world opens up and the more you accept different types of life Into that world. youll begin accepting that even life you cant understand is still worth living. and itll legitimately make you a better person. fuck