Bitch, Please

the best type of kissing is when it gets so intense that she climbs on top of you & pins you down

If a girl ever pulled me in by my belt loops for a kiss I will ascend

shakespeare is not pretentious. fans of shakespeare are pretentious. shakespeare is twelve hundred dirty jokes strung together by increasingly ridiculous plotlines and increasingly homosexual characters. don’t let the archaic language fool you

Find a girl who talks shit just so you'll fuck her harder.

i dont read film reviews i just see what my gay mutuals are saying about it & base my judgement on that

sorry to those i hurt while i was hurting

“Love didn’t hurt you. Someone who doesn’t know how to love hurt you. Don’t confuse the two.”