kappa!!!

The hero disappears overnight, and the only one who looks is the villain. Not their “friends”, not their family, not the news reporters or any of the people who claim to love them. Just the villain.

Any time you enter a closet or other small space, you have a chance of being transported to a whimsical magical kingdom where you have adventures that last years, but you always return at the exact moment you left. It’s a gigantic pain in the neck, and you’re completely fed up with it.

While sitting in class you absentmindedly doodle something in your notebook that looks like a rune. Suddenly your book begins to glow. Your teacher looks at you, sighs, and says “Looks like we have another one,” then turns and begins drawing mysterious symbols on the board.

You were born of a sacrilegious union. Your green dragon mom never figured the knight she seduced while masquerading as a noblewoman was a silver dragon in disguise. You’d no idea either, born a human orphan. When your dragon blood awoke, so did the dangers which all your heritage entails.

#“i’m two halfs dragon” “that’s just being a whole dragon” “no”

“im two halves dragon” “thats just being a whole dragon” “YOUD FUCKING THINK SO WOULDNT YOU”

You are the weakest swordsman at the academy. One day your instructor pulls you aside and brings you an object wrapped in cloth. Inside is a small twig. “Some people were never meant to wield a sword. Centuries ago, these ‘wands’ held great power. Maybe you can make this one work.”

After getting hit by a car, you find out a god has summoned you to a fantasy world to take on an evil World Destroyer. After years of fighting, you finally reach the castle ready to take on the Dark Lord, only to find it’s your best friend, whos getting revenge on the god for killing you.

Upon entering the Magic School every student is chosen by a Grimoire. You were chosen by a dirty and ancient looking Grimoire. The title of the Book is the Necronomicon.

DONT plarp his BEES……what is so difficult to understand about that……..