Regrets-are-for-weenies

happy mother’s day, earth. i’m sorry we are destroying you

GUESS WHO DONT GOT KIDS? ME

i have the most beautiful daughter who i am so very fucking proud to call my own. i love my child. i hope people that make posts like these dont have children because you seem like you would be a shitty parent.

GUESSS WHO STILL DONT GOT KIDS?? ME

I love this

Omg

*comes across a slight inconvenience* me: you know what would solve this ????? death

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

not to be dramatic or anything but i need affection or im gonna die

Women are conditioned since we are young that our final stage of fulfillment comes from finding love. We could be 25, successful and self-made, but at the end of the day people won’t see us as someone who made it so far in just 25 years, but how someone lived 25 years without finding a man. To every single woman out there who is working hard and grinding to achieve their goals- your success is valid. You as a woman are valid. And I pray there is only more and more success written for you in everything you pursue.

lucky you

Never knew this, keeping this for reference

As a student of Veterinary Medicine I can completely confirm this! Do NOT take them out of their nest unless you’re 100% sure that the mother did not come back for them after at least one day!