dodo birb

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

hey loser, 2001 just called, apparently something awesome happened

idk how to tell you guys this but charlie kirk is still alive. yeah we go cruising together down at the abandoned whataburger just getting load after load pumped into our holes. he always gets more loads tho and I asked him once how he manages to get more loads and he says "lots of practice getting shot in"

its like all i do is pee im tired of it why hasnt anyone invented a solution for this yet

dude your dog is ai slop

my migraine #mygraine

ground control to crazy frog

*aborted line cook voice* i'd go smoke in the alley... if i existed

Y'all hear about this nuance stuff

I've heard mixed things.

Oh so it sucks then, and you hate it

hello professor i did not do the assignment because it sounded like a stupid fucking waste of time and i think you should be fired for giving this to me. maybe make the next one more interesting/relevant and i will consider it. regards