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Hello everypony viewing my account.

About me: My name is Dirk (He/Him) and I am a Kin & Fictive.

I am Prokink (so if you hate proshipers you probably won’t like me).

I have everything wrong with me ever, but importantly to you I am a diagnosed with ASD. My “verbosity” fluctuates depending on front and how I feel. I’m also Bi-ish and very Autosexual.

Some things I like: I am currently watching the TV show’s: Uh none.

I like writing, of course.

I am a big fan of many indie comics, zines, and anime to the point it would be too much of a hassle to write out. And of course I love MLP and Homestuck.

Please be over 18 to interact with me in any way.

This isn’t my main so I can’t follow back. I prefer not to have my main tied to my system posting since I don’t want everyone knowing my medical history. No hard feelings, everyone who follows me here is my mutual in spirit.

#dirk strider fictive #dirk strider kin #proship #ultimate dirk fictive #homestuck kin #homestuck fictive #untimate dirk kin

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Force feeding fetish but it’s Dirk being fed the calorie’s you need to eat before anti-psychotics. All while he struggles and cries. (And ofc then also being force fed the anti-psychotics...)

#Who’s with me #I cover my name as a Dirk Fictive #Dirk Fictive #?#Nooo #I think you’re miss reading #No way I’m into force feeding being done to MEEEE #And I’m not on anti-psychotic’s because I refused to keep taking them #So boom #Not about me.

Fat Jake English with an apron belly save me. Save me fat Jake English with an apron belly. Please.

Too much DirkRoxy consists of Dirk being a genius consumed by his mind and being saved by a emotionally intelligent and caring Roxy. No one focuses on how Roxy is arguably smarter than Dirk in more than just emotional intelligence. Dirk is good at building robots but is incredibly one track minded. More DirkRoxy should be Roxy completely overwhelming and beating Dirk at his own weird little games.

#DirkRoxy isn’t Proship but I am #Warning #DirkRoxy #Roxy mogs Dirk #Homestuck

When I close my eyes I see the MTG Arena board.

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timaeustt

thoughts on alpha dave? (feed my ego.)

-sincerly, a alpha dave fictive.

I genuinely would sit at his feet and shine his shoes with my spit. Maybe.

What if I drank some of that thick water stuff and pretended it was omega slick. What then?

archaicwonder

Celtic Bronze Horse, C. 300 BC

Possibly used as a votive item, found near the border of France and Germany

a-dirk

Pull out method doesn’t work because I have separation anxiety.

#I’m so funny

676767lmao420

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Hello all my new friends from my chastity post. ☺︎

a-dirk

I can never get behind most Dirk sex head-canons because they all miss the vital information that Dirk is 100% a chasity freak.

You’re telling me the guy who is terrified of being a predator wouldn’t try and lock it up and throw away the key? And once the key obviously can’t be thrown away, go to the second best option and give it to Dave (or Roxy) for safe keeping. And of course on the flip the control freak wouldn’t try and lock up all his sexual partners so their pleasure is dependent on him? (And they can never leave him.)

Maybe I just need to start propagating the chastity kink since non of you chuds are real enough to get there on your own.

a-dirk

Yes, that fic is great. And one of the only chastity/adjacent/denial fics with Dirk. I need to fix that so I’ll add it to my to do list.

But (if I remember correctly) he isn’t actually locked in a chastity cage (sad). And in my opinion, yes Dirk would also be into denial and the mental “I don’t deserve pleasure” aspect of it.

But the fun part comes from him being afraid he can’t change himself through will alone. He’s pre destined to be a predator because he has “already” abused Dave as Bro. So his only hope is to be physically unable to have sex, or pleasure at all.

#and yes that is also why it’s a perfect DirkDave scene #I just think Roxy is also a very good candidate to be a keyholder #Or I’m letting my DirkDaveRoxy brainrot take over #lmk #18+

ballpolisher

do we fuck with dadcock around here?

homesmutconfessions

ult dirk needs to be put in his place by jake. jake pls piss down that guys throat it would to so fucking hot

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I can never get behind most Dirk sex head-canons because they all miss the vital information that Dirk is 100% a chasity freak.

You’re telling me the guy who is terrified of being a predator wouldn’t try and lock it up and throw away the key? And once the key obviously can’t be thrown away, go to the second best option and give it to Dave (or Roxy) for safe keeping. And of course on the flip the control freak wouldn’t try and lock up all his sexual partners so their pleasure is dependent on him? (And they can never leave him.)

Maybe I just need to start propagating the chastity kink since non of you chuds are real enough to get there on your own.

#Self tell?#I think not.#18+#dirk strider fictive #nsfw #Shockingly I am not a bottom Dirk believer.

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Faux leather is a psyop by big plastic to kill the gay community. Who wants to fuck your fake leather boot? NO ONE. Get real leather or get into latex or rubber like every other fag.

All Moid’s need to be caged.

#The special cage

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