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im jacking off to your personality babe

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they make the best aliens because little girls are fucking bizarre, nobody else can match that energy

In an interview he said that the boys always ended up breaking their costumes bc they would fight each other, but the girls Got. Into. Character. and were amazing creepy little aliens. 

girls complimenting you is truly next level. i don’t give a fuck if a man even recognizes my existence, but girls telling you you’re pretty is life changing

luke “pixie nose” hemmings might be a big, broad man now but that face begs to differ. each delicately sharp point, those downturned baby-blues, the utter softness of his big hand coming up to support and mush the side of his cheek, head lolled to the side, eyes sparkling, golden curls tucked behind an ear or tousled to perfection. everything about that face screams cherub or eros or apollo. he’s half greek statue, half burly australian and i will never get over it

weird how nothing about u is like, too small or too dumb to know bc it all comes together to become YOU. sending your friend a picture of your favorite snack is saying something important whether u realize it or not. wheres that palahniuk quote

when hozier said “but i swear i thought i dreamed her” and when ronan lynch said “maybe i dreamt you” and when andrew minyard said “you are a pipe dream” and when harry styles said “she lives in daydreams with me”

harry styles crosses the state line. “idaho,” he reads. “no, you da ho,” he says to himself, laughing as he wonders what the fuck he’s doing in idaho