I am schizophrenic and you will treat me accordingly

if i was a manly straight cis guy id do cooking videos on tiktok where i cook "ancient warrior recipes" in a viking or knight costume or something and proceed to do a series of pointless and incomprehensible steps that makes inedible slop before cutting to something I ordered from uber eats on a slab of wood and say things like "you do not need a timer. 🫵🛡🪓 USE YOUR WARRIOR INSTINCT 🔨🛡🫵" and cook it outside in an iron pot or something and stir it with a dirty stick and when someone inevitably posts that they tried the recipe and it didn't work I can reply to them with "looks like someone wasn't cooking with 🗡😤🔰WARRIOR INSTINCT🛡🤺🏰" and I'd ruin the entire mainstream opinion on historical cuisine so when I sip my coffee I can look out my window and laugh imagining insecure men eating undercooked chicken covered in raw flour and dirt. And then I'd jump through a portal and kidnap him to put him in my science nexus to forcefem him and all my other time scientist versions will have a refreshing change of pace wirh a forcefem victim who actually doesn't want it and eventually walk up to her like "yoo... this videos is pretty funny its very HowToBasics-core" and she'd say "Thank you mistress. Can I please leave the estrogenization chamber?" and I'd say ".......noooo............"

Is this about Boris

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

nobody even wants to do sex nowadays all they want to do is hypnosis and mind control

yess.... i want to do hypnosis and mind control... i don't want to have sex... yes..... [starts drooling] [falls over] [doesn't get up] ........ [unconscious] ......... [a mangy dog walks in and starts biting me] ....

Throwing myself into the field of robotics for several decades, ragged and considered an accomplished eccentric genius bitterly accepting rewards and smashing my trophy case during a nervous breakdown and locking myself in my lab for weeks turning into months because I haven't invented an energy source that comes in liquid or semi-solid form to justify robots with huge titties. my assistant worriedly offers me a hot cup of tea, hair dangling in front of my face, "Y-you could just give the robots large breasts, ma'am-" I throw the cup of tea, shattering it against the wall, turning to thrash her by the lapels of her lab coat, "IT'S NOT THE SAME, DAMN IT! IT'S NOT THE FUCKING SAME!!" I see her expression of pity turn to resentment, taken aback by my own actions, I release her, elbows on the table as I hold my face in my hands, "Leave me, j-just... leave me to my work." I hide my tears, I know it is the last time we'll see each other. I exhale a shuddering breath and get back to work, retracing possible designs with my primary monitor being the search results for the "gynoid" and "breast_expansion" tags on rule34.xxx

the guinea pig mystic about to take you on a fantastical journey: this is only just the beguineang...

And then you can discard me

yugioh flavor: since i used the effect of my claw machine claw to summon two plushies from my graveyard ill pay 100 yen to bring out a new claw mtg flavor: the keyword is called Casualty and we put it on cards what Kill people .... really makes u think

seven out of ten doctors agree that loli pawjob improves health and wellness

two of them gave me a look and then messaged a group chat i'm not in

the tenth individual polled was Dr. Loli, who was quoted as saying "Hmph! Kill yourself, pervert!"