keepin' it real

You are an astronaut lost in space who gets rescued by friendly aliens who think you’re just the cutest lil thing in the whooole galaxy

This is called being a cat

everybody: hugh, bring your big ass muscles over here and punch this guy on screen hugh jackman, quietly: i just want to sing

everybody: hugh, bring your big ass muscles over here and punch this guy on screen hugh jackman, quietly: i just want to sing

You are an astronaut lost in space who gets rescued by friendly aliens who think you’re just the cutest lil thing in the whooole galaxy

This is called being a cat

everybody: hugh, bring your big ass muscles over here and punch this guy on screen hugh jackman, quietly: i just want to sing

reblog this if ur the friend that walks in the grass when the sidewalk is too small

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the one thing i didn’t get about scooby doo is how there was an entire line of pet treats that were exclusively marketed to one dog and his owner who ate dog treats too for some reason

2016 forgot to murder me

dads are like boomerangs, i hope.

dads are like boomerangs, i hope.

how many grapes could i fit in my mouth…

the answer in 8

haircutters:  “hey how are you where do you go to school what grade are you in what did you have for breakfast this morning how much money is in your bank account what is your social security number”