Unscripted-Certified-Freak

ABOUT TO MASTURBATE 💦💦💦

I love these…..

Chaotic Good

My favorite part is that these are going to be someone’s neighborhood landmarks. “Turn left at the saxaphone player,” “yeah I work in the shop right next to the Princess Leia fire hydrant,” “if you pass the shady guy selling watches, you’ve gone too far.” The urban and suburban worlds are so funny of random infrastructure points that you’re just supposed to ignore, like those big metal wiring cabinets on the side of the road and all those backflow preventers all over the place. With just a little paint, now they have friendly, comprehensible meaning.

Cool

Those real great, I wish I'd come up with that idea

He's too damn sexy

If you’re my bro and we are chilling, either talking about sex or looking at ish on each others phones and your dick gets hard nigga pull that shit out and beat til you skeet my dude. I have no issue with that, shit, might join you. #BroCode

Can’t say it enough. Just do you bro

Reblog if your profile pic is actually YOU .

It’s me

Yup

👍

All me

Reblog if you’ve been told you have a nice ass.

So I been told

I've been told too

Dude is really cute

Absolutely

Most definitely

Please turn on audio it’s adorable

This some bullshit right here. UGH! I hate birds. Smh

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

“Ooo that’s cute”

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

Bruh I fucking died looking at this shit😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

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FSseeeee

This shit funny as hell.