yeah ok

Chinese scientists put jeans on a brunette years before the US could even dream of it

It's been 5 years.

i got called ableist for this post because someone said she might be autistic and this was just her stimming i love this website i could never leave

theres even shorter form videos now that are only 0 seconds long doing even more damage to our attention spans, and its called images

remember in 2007 or 2008 when emo was at its peak and gay marriage wasn't legal and so we had boys in eyeliner and skirts making out with each other at the mall in protest. i think we need this again

i know the floppy haired emo boys of 2006 and 2007 are in their late 30s now and perhaps even their 40s and they have jobs in tech and middle management but PLEASE. we need you. we need you to dye your hair black and put your fucking snakebites back in and paint your nails and go to the mall and kiss each other

i dont care that you have a wife if she's cool she'll get it

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-five. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

probably feels good as fuck to be a 1960s house wife blissfully dissasociating on barbiturates and speed and your husband comes home and starts screaming at you for no reason and in the state of fugue you calmly grab the hot pan of oil off the stove