I used to buy 2 mamba or mamba sours per week, usually from the Family Dollar by my apartment complex. They are some of my favourite candys, up there with Reeses, and they helped me through a lot of hard times. A few months ago I moved in to a house on the other side of town, and my life has been improving steadily ever since. I finally feel like I'm at home and I am surrounded by people I love. After many bouts of substance abuse and overall poor mental&physical health, for the first time I feel like the end is in sight and I can make serious positive change in my life. This is all fine and great, but there is one thing missing from my life that might cause me to spiral again. Mamba.
I believe that there is an organization that is out to get me. You're probably thinking im crazy right about now, but hear me out. I have checked ever Walgreens, Dillon's, Walmart, Aldi, Dollar Tree, Family Dollar, QuikTrip, and Dollar General within a 30 mile radius of my house and have not seen a single location selling regular Mamba. I have seen tropical at a few locations, but even that is rare.
Eventually I gave up searching, and decided I could settle with Mamba's main competition, Hi-Chew. Well let me tell you, I have not been able to find ANY original Hi-Chews either, however I was able to find one Hi-Chew product around me. And they are fucking tropical. What the fuck. Im totally convinced that someone or something is fucking with me now, and I wont let them win.
So I figured that there is no possible way Amazon doesn't have them right? I can just order them online, Im making a problem out of nothing. I couldn't have been more wrong. Every time I would add them to my cart, and go to checkout something would go wrong. My internet would cut out, Amazon would spit an incoherent error code at me, etc. I did try ordering tropical hi-chew and tropical mamba and was able to get some delivered through Amazon, Im positive that I am being targeted now and whatever group of individuals fucking with me wont let me get anything that isn't tropical.
I'm going to try and find some Starburst variants that aren't tropical, because I am just that desperate for something. Its agonizing. I have been fucking miserable since I had my last Mamba Sour. I've been hopelessly addicted taking 28 Benadryl pills every single day, and I hardly leave my room or interact with any people now. My life has been ruined by these fuckers.
Note: Whoever is doing this, please I'm begging you to stop. You win, fine. I will give you whatever you want from me just please let me get some Mambas. You can have full control over my life for all I care, I just need a fucking taste of chewy goodness. I don't know what you want from me but I will happily cooperate with you.
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