i saw this post and it's got me dying at the idea of the foxes taking a "Which PSU Fox Are You?" buzzfeed quiz
(The interviews were recorded in the following groups: Andrew and Renee; Kevin and Neil; Aaron and Matt and Dan; Nicky and Allison. Beware of realistic portrayal of the shitty accuracy of buzzfeed quizzes)
Dan: click here to get your results- oh we're done. okay ready three-
Aaron: are you messing with me
Kevin, looking up at the camera slightly amused: i got myself
Kevin, very amused: wait what
Neil: this does say Kevin Day, no?
Nicky, to Allison: *CENSORED* i got you?
Dan: Aaron- oh Aaron i got you
Aaron: wha- me?? *leans around Matt to look at Dan and her computer*
Allison: I'm insulted by your result
Nicky: I'm sure Andrew feels the same about yours
Allison: well clearly mine isn't accurate
Nicky: let's see *leans to read her screen* Like Andrew, you can appear intimidating and-
Aaron: -cold on the outside. You don't bother with a large group of friends but keep your circles close and tight and your friends know they can depend on you for anything.
Dan: hearing Andrew described in such simple, buzzfeed terms has got to be one of the most bizarre moments I've ever had during press
Matt: i mean it's almost not wrong?
Aaron and Dan: even weirder
Neil, still in disbelief: how did I get Kevin?
Neil: *looks off screen to where Wymack, Andrew and Dan are watching* i got Kevin
Renee: Like Neil Josten, you have a loud and demanding presence-
Renee: - You're not afraid to be in the thick of it when it comes to defending yourself or your loved ones-
Andrew: *shrugs contemplatively*
Renee: -and even though you run your mouth, you always put your money where your mouth is and come out on top
Renee, smiling: quite. what's yours say then?
Andrew, annoyed to all hell: Like the Foxes' fearless captain, standards mean nothing to you and you're never afraid to break the norms. Most people naturally rally behind you but you can lead even the most difficult subjects with ease. Your determination and unrelenting attitude makes everyone, even people you don't know, recognize you as a true *eyes flick up to make heavy eye contact with the camera; deadpan voice* girlboss
*maniacal Nicky laughter from off camera*
Neil: am i reading this right??
Nicky: Like Allison, you know your worth and you won't let anyone tell you otherwise. You take pride in your reputation and you're never afraid to put people in their place, on the court and off- and look great doing it. Queen of not taking crap from anyone and never letting the haters see you down.
Allison, examining her nails: hmm
Nicky: oh please you loved that
Allison: a bit cliche for me, but not terribly wrong
Matt: Like Renee, your quiet and calming demeanor-
Dan and Aaron: *snort in unison*
Matt: shut up. MY quiet and calming demeanor...serves as a grounding presence for everyone around you. You notice more than you let on and you can always detect when something is off. People value your advice and your loyalty and you're nearly everyone's favorite friend.
Matt: id say they've got me down perfectly
Neil: i think this might be a glitch. are you guys sure our laptops didn't accidentally sync or something and show the same results?
Kevin, rolling his eyes: could you calm down?
Dan: -you're ambitious and determined. You probably have a habit of taking on one thing too many [yeah, try eight things too many] and often get burned out. Luckily, you have a sharp brain and a stubborn nature and everyone knows you're going to go far in whatever direction you choose.
Matt, annoyingly: awww the monster is going to go far. kids grow up so fast
Aaron, rolling his eyes: god shut the *CENSORED* up.
Dan: yeah making fun of wee little sophomores isn't very Renee of you
Aaron, sighing: i hate this..freaking..family
Dan: *winks at the camera*
Neil: have i been set up? is this some sort of stunt to push the me-as-kevins-protegee image?
Kevin: the image is there
someone off camera: can you read the description?
Kevin: right. er- okay. Like Kevin, you are driven and chase after the things you want tirelessly, never letting anyone take them from you.
Neil: *leans over to read from Kevin's computer even though his screen has the exact same thing*
Kevin: You're talented, undoubtedly, but more than that you're relentless and no one can say you don't deserve your position at the top. You're instantly recognized as the best of the best of whatever you excel at and, just like Kevin, you're a legend in the making.
Neil: well that was flattering
Neil: well no cause i was expecting it to be more accurate
Neil: hey, Kev, look there's a Which USC Trojan Are You quiz- I'm kidding, I'm kidding relax
overlapping voices from various clips as the foxes stand up and make their way out: -let's do it again, I'm a different person now- -that was traumatizing. i need to see Bee right now- -i feel like that was scarily accurate?- -typical buzzfeed bs- -how did they even know some of that stuff- -i can't believe i got Kevin-
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