Jake: You know what's romantic?
MC: Candlelit dinners?
Jake: You deleting your search history before letting me borrow your laptop
MC: I have standards
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@hacked-by-jake
Jake: You know what's romantic?
MC: Candlelit dinners?
Jake: You deleting your search history before letting me borrow your laptop
MC: I have standards

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Jake: If anyone asks, we've never met.
MC: Got it.
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Police Officer: Do you know this person?
MC: That's myโ
Jake: ...
MC: Favorite... stranger.
I'm so freaking lost. I thought today is Saturday. I was convinced the whole day it's Saturday. I thought throwback Sunday is tomorrow. But it was today. Sorry for not reblogging anything xD๐ซฃ
MC: You hacked a satellite?!
Jake: Allegedly.
MC: We're watching live footage of our roof.
Jake: ...Allegedly.
3 months and programming is at 10%. I really hate thinking this way because I don't wanna be mean but... 10%
Of course that takes the longest. But I'm just like... It's going to take a year again. Maybe longer. I wanna cry a bit.

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I regret to inform everyone that I'm still hopelessly in love with the nation's most expensive manhunt.
MC: If the authorities catch youโ
Jake: They won't.
MC: Because you're that good?
Jake: Because you keep accidentally interfering with their investigations.
Whoop whoop
Update ๐๐ป
this post will find you when it needs to find you.
just some facts: you are loved. you are not alone. you are valuable. you are worthy of good things. you are deserving of self love and forgiveness. iโm glad youโre still here.
Wanna know what your life in Duskwood would be like? Take a screenshot and find out who and what you get ๐
Richy... how dare you? I thought I could believe in your innocence to the bitter end..๐ฅฒ
But with the rest of the result I can live wonderfully๐๐
This idea is just awesome!
One of the coolest posts on my blog. So, Throwback Sunday. :) Do it and share!
Also, I was crying about Richy as my enemy. Ha. Jokes on me. It was right.

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If MC finds out where Jake lives:
ALSO
You're beautiful exactly as you are!!! So throw those warm jeans or sweatpants or whatever into the next corner and wear those shorts and skirts and dresses. Those sleeveless tops, tshirts, crop tops and bikinis!
Hope you all are doing okay out there in the heat the world is currently torturing us with. Stay hydrated, like really, drink. Drink. Drink. Use sun screen. Stay in the shadow. Protect your head!! And allow yourself a big icecream. Or anything else tasty and cool. In general, have snacks. Keep your circulation up and strong. Stay safe! ๐ซถ๐ป๐
Alfie: I need an adult.
Jessy: I am an adult.
Alfie: I need a better adult.

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MC: We need to blend in.
Charlie: Got it.
*A few minutes later*
Charlie: Why is everyone staring at us?
MC: You're wearing a cape.
Charlie: So is Batman.
MC: We are at a funeral.
No words needed