this is a sideblog I created because I needed an outlet for my brainrot! (Which is tbf mostly Stone Cold Steve Austin atm, I need him bad it's embarrassing)
kayfabe only !!
If you suffer from Stone Cold Steve Austin brainrot as well, feel free to hit me up or send in some hcs 🥺🫶
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need something about being steve's sugar baby or some shit. being way younger and just annoying the living hell out of him, but he don't mind. just the thought of being spoiled rotten by him. staying at his ranch, being driven around by him. need dat
love this !!!!! need to be his controversially younger gf so bad 🧍♀️
<3 here are some headcanons <3 NSFW further down below hehe
SFW
After Steve and you started dating, Steve asked you to move in with him pretty quickly. He's not interested in long-distance relationships, especially not at this point in his life. He has worked hard and just wants to enjoy his retirement. He has more than enough money, a huge property, trucks/cars.... so in his mind, there's no reason for you to live anywhere else. Why would you? Everything is taken care of and you don't have to worry about a single thing <3
When he first gave you a tour of the property, it ended with him showing you all of the more secluded spots. He was very casual about it, but the look in his eyes made it obvious what those "private spots" were really for.
Once you moved in, Steve made sure you were properly equipped for your new life on the ranch. He bought you all sorts of clothing with cargo print (yes, the ugly kind he wears), cute cowboy boots, lots of sunglasses, and quite a few pairs of hot pants. He claimed it's "practical" for the hot weather, but you always catch him staring when you wear them.
AND Steve also bought you a shit ton of bikinis .. he loves watching you tan/sunbathe by the pool !!! He's sitting nearby sipping a beer, keeping a close eye on you :3
Steve is very particular about your safety on the ranch. The property is huge, and he doesn’t like when you wander off too far alone... He doesn’t enjoy the idea of you being out there alone with snakes or coyotes.
Of course, Steve doesn't expect you to do any heavy work on the ranch but he loves it when you show interest and want to help him. He enjoys having you around while he works, like fixing the fences or fixing something in the garage.
Steve usually wakes up earlier than you do. He'll quietly slip out of bed, let the dogs out and check on the ranch, and let you sleep in. When he comes back, he'll bring you a cup of coffee to bed and tease you about being lazy buuuuut then he'll end up getting in bed again to cuddle and make out with you <3 <3 <3
Despite being retired, Steve still works out regularly in his home gym. Eventually, you started coming along with him because, duh, why wouldn't you want to see him work out ?? You’ve noticed he puts in a bit more effort when he knows you’re watching, secretly trying to impress you. And his workouts have become significantly longer since you started joining him... not because he's doing more exercises or more reps, but because he keeps getting distracted by you!! You have a habit of wandering over to him between his sets and getting handsy... He might act anoyed but he's pulling you in for kisses or letting you climb all over him either way. Steve LOVES when you get clingy <3 <3
One day you offered to help him with his socials and he was genuinely relieved. He gave you full access to his accounts and now he'll just sit on the porch with Pancho and Macho and let you film him while he does his little ranch updates.
.... and since you have full access to his socials, you spend some evenings sitting on the porch, scrolling through his DMs to quietly delete some of the thirsty messages he receives.😭 Steve doesn't really check on his DMs, but you delete them anyways. 🫣
The ranch is kinda secluded, so driving to town together is kind of an event in itself and so much fun !! You always make a shopping list, but Steve and you always come back with three times as much stuff. Steve will act like he’s being dragged along, but he’s the one throwing random things into the cart for you!! clothes, snacks, whatever catches his eye... He likes spoiling you and making sure you have everything you need !!
He gets you your own truck but you mostly stay his passenger princess. He has a stash of your favorite snacks in his trucks at all times <3
Some days his back or knees or his neck give him trouble from old injuries, and he hates when you see him moving slower or needing to sit down more often. He doesn’t complain about it, he just pushes through and acts like everything’s fine. Part of the reason he likes the ranch being so isolated and far from town is because he doesn’t want you around other (younger) men who might make him feel even more aware of his age. He likes that it’s just the two of you (and the animals) most of the time. In his mind, the more isolated it is, the less he has to share your attention.
Obviously, Steve won't talk about those insecurities with you... he's stubborn and doesn't like getting vulnerable. When he feels neglected, he’ll come up behind you, wrap his arms around your waist from behind (a little too tight) and he’ll rest his chin on your shoulder and mumble something like "You gettin’ bored of me already?" He won’t admit he’s feeling a little neglected, but the way he holds you and the slightly grumpy tone in his voice gives him away. (He's needy and possessive 😭💔)
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Despite Steve's age, that man's sex drive is still HIGH !!!
He's always making sure your needs are being met. He loves making you cum <3 <3 <3
Steve is very vocal during sex and praises you constantly, telling you how good you feel and isn't shy about letting you know how much he wants you. But he secretly adores (and needs/craves) it when you're the one being all over him, telling him just how much you need him, rambling about how much you love him ( and how much you love his body / his physique 😶🌫️🧍♀️) and being all love drunk and hazy .. it strokes his ego so much
... and he loves being able to make you squirt 😭 especially (!!!) if you didn't even know you were capable of doing that prior to him ... he knows exactly how to push your buttons due to him having much more experience than you
Steve is never getting tired of going down on you. NEVER !! He craves it 💖 Sometimes you wake up in the morning to him already eating you out <3
considering the age gap.... Steve is totally down for you calling him daddy / papa 😵💫💖 (..if you're down for that ofc)
lmao why am i including this 🤣🤣 -> he might take some "helpers" like Cialis (iykyk) buuuut he doesn't mind and neither do you... just means he can fuck you longer and harder <3 <3 <3 <3
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I got a request! How about you got caught by steve coz accidentally moan his name too loud when touching yourself and he start to become real cocky about the thought of you thirsting over him 👀
Or or maybe something like him teaching you how to make love HIS way 👀👀👀
ughhh getting caught by him ?!???! :3 that's so hot 💔💔💔
tw: afab!reader, kinda guided masturbation, Steve talking you through it, unprotected sex, established relationship
NSFW MDNI
You were so worked up that you didn’t even hear the bedroom door open.
It was late at night, and Steve came home earlier than expected. He assumed you'd be asleep at this hour, but instead he found you lying on your back in the middle of the bed, buried under the covers with your bottom lip caught between your teeth, touching yourself.
His eyes were glued to the sight of you.
He didn't move.
He didn't make a sound.
Instead, Steve silently watched as you played with yourself, the corner of his mouth twitching because you were completely oblivious to the fact you were being watched by him.
Your eyes were squeezed shut as you shamelessly pleasured yourself, and Steve took notice of every detail. He noticed the way your breath started hitching when your hand began moving with increasing urgency beneath the duvet and how your hips lifted in a desperate grind against your own touch.
And then he heard it: a broken, breathy sigh that was unmistakably his name.
A self-satisfied grin spread across Steve's face. The sound of his name on your lips, dipped in pure, unadulterated need, sent a jolt of possessiveness straight to his gut.
'Well, I'll be damned', he thought, his eyes darkening. 'That's one hell of a way to greet me.'
But still, Steve was in no rush. He let you get a little further, let you moan his name again: a little louder this time, a little more frantic.
Finally, when you were trembling on the very edge, a thin, desperate whine building in your throat, he decided he had seen enough. Steve pushed off the doorframe and crossed the room in three long, silent strides.
Your body was beginning to shake with a desperation that was starting to border on actual pain as your fingers circled your clit rapidly, chasing your orgasm. You were so close, lost in the memories of him talking you through it, his voice growling in your ear while pounding into you…
Suddenly, the mattress dipped next to you.
Your eyes flew open.
You jerked upright with a startled gasp, yanking the blanket up to your chest as your heart nearly jumped out of your body. For one terrifying second, all you saw was a broad figure sitting next to you in the dim room.
"Oh my god—" you breathed, your face burning. "You scared the shit out of me!!"
"Didn’t mean to scare ya," Steve chuckled, leaning over you. His eyes were dark and amused, a small smirk playing on his lips. "But I heard you from down the hall… sounded like you were havin’ a real good time in here. I figured I better get in here and see what all the fuss was about."
How long had he been standing there? Your mind spun, a flurry of anxiety as you realised you had no idea when he’d arrived or just how much he had seen—and heard.
"What’s that face for? Disappointed to see me?" he tilted his head, but you didn't miss the playfulness in his voice.
"What?" You were caught off guard by the question. "No—that’s not it. I just… I didn’t think you’d be back so soon," you stammered.
Steve hummed thoughtfully, his hand coming down to rest on your thigh. He slowly dragged the blanket down, revealing you wore nothing but one of his oversized shirts.
"Been busy, huh?” he teased. His gaze drifted over your body and your flushed, damp skin before flicking back up to your face. "Am I interruptin’? Want me to leave again?"
"What?? No!" you blurted out, the need for him finally overpowering the embarrassment of being caught. You reached out, your fingers gripping the front of his shirt, tugging him down towards you. "I missed you so much!"
Steve let out a deep, knowing rumble of a laugh. But before he could say another word, you pulled him down and crashed your mouth against his.
The kiss was messy and a little clumsy from how badly you wanted him. Steve made a surprised grunt against your lips before kissing you back, sweeping his toungue into your mouth.
As he leaned further over you, his hand slid under your thigh, gripping it firmly and pressing you back into the mattress. He savoured your desperation, and the way you clung to him.
When he finally broke the kiss, you tried chasing his mouth, but he already shifted positions, rolling you onto your side, spooning you from behind and pulling your back flush against his chest.
"Missed me, huh?" he repeated your words right at you. His thick arm wrapped around your waist, and you nodded against the pillow.
"Yeah?" he murmured into your neck, his lips grazing your skin. His hand slid from your waist, moving beneath the hem of your shirt until his fingertips traced the underside of your breast.
"And why's that? What’s got ya so worked up, baby? Kinda curious now…"
"I was—" you hesitated for half a second. "I was just thinkin' about you…" you finally admitted, your voice barely a whisper.
"Yeah, I got that part," he huffed out a quiet laugh against your neck. "That's real flatterin' and all… but ya gotta be more specific."
He paused for a second, gently taking your hand in his.
"Why don'tcha tell me exactly whatcha been doin' while ya missed me so damn much?" he drawled, his voice dropping even lower, guiding your hand back between your thighs.
The touch was electric, your skin feeling hypersensitive now that he was watching.
"Or better yet, why don'tcha show me?"
You squirmed.
"C'mon," he coaxed, "you were doin' just fine before I got here. So don't stop now. Keep touchin' yourself… and tell me what ya were thinkin' about."
His lips brushed your ear, sending a shiver down your spine. "Don't wanna miss out on seein' ya play with your pussy."
You let out a shaky breath but ultimately did as you were told, tracing slow, tentative circles over your clit, while he stayed pressed tight behind you, his voice indulgent and cocky at the same time.
"That's it," he praised you. "Now talk to me."
"I was thinking about your arms..." you whispered, "…and your hands—"
"My hands doin' what?" he pressed. "Tell me."
"Pinning me and—" you breathed, "h-holding me down."
"Hm, that's real sweet," he rasped. "But I bet that ain't all."
Steve shifted, his own hand sliding down between your thighs aswell, teasing your entrance now.
"Where ya layin' here thinkin' about my cock, too?" he continued, sliding two fingers inside you.
You cried out, your hips jerking forward instinctively.
"Hey," he warned, a dark, possessive authority in his voice. "I told ya: don’t stop. Keep touchin’ yourself while I help ya out."
You obeyed, but when you started circling your clit again, you couldn't suppress the broken moans from tumbling out.
You were getting so close again, fueled by his proximity and his voice right in your ear. Your fingers started working against your clit feverishly while his worked inside you, massaging your g-spot. You were losing yourself in the sensation, the coil in your stomach tightening dangerously quickly.
"Were ya thinkin’ about me haulin’ ya over my lap and havin’ my way with ya? Stretchin’ ya out real good?" Steve asked.
You nodded, your voice lost in a single, long moan, trying to keep up with the mental image he was painting. "Mhmm... yes—!"
"Yeah? Ya miss that feeling?" He let out a satisfied hum that vibrated through your whole body. "Missed being stuffed full of my dick?"
"Yes!!" you panted, your hips jerking against his hand.
"And—and—and I missed your voice," you admitted, the words tumbling out in a rush.
"How it sounds in my ear," you added after a moment. "Just like right now…"
Steve let out a low, rough chuckle. "That right? You like it when I talk dirty to you, bunny? Me tellin' ya all the dirty things I wanna do to ya?"
You were almost there. You could feel the orgasm bubbling up, ready to burst.
"Easy," he growled, sensing you starting to peak. He didn’t pull his fingers out, but he slowed the rhythm, his hips grinding slowly against your backside, his hard length still trapped in his pants. "I just got here. Don't you go finishin' already without me. Ain't done with ya..."
He nipped at your neck and you whined in frustration, your body begging for release. "B-but I wanna cum so bad…" you whined into the pillow.
He kept pumping his finger in and out of you for a few more agonizing seconds, seemingly contemplating his next move.
Your pussy clenched desperately around his fingers.
"That bad, huh?" he teased, an indulgent little chuckle in his voice. You whined when he pulled his fingers out.
But he didn't let you wait long: after freeing his cock, his hand slid to your thigh, lifting your leg to create the perfect angle for him to slide inside.
"Alright, alright... guess I better help ya out, can't have my girl goin’ crazy before I even get a turn."
You purred as soon as you felt him lining his cock up at your entrance, dying for him to start fucking you.
But he took his time.
He sank into you slowly, filling the void his fingers had left. You moaned, your breath hitching as you felt him bottom out. The ache that had been building all night finally began to fade as you melted against him.
"Yeah... that's it," he grunted.
He stayed still for a few seconds before pulling you closer to him by the hips.
"There ya go.. takin all of me," he rasped as he started a slow, rhythmic pace. Every thrust hit deep, making you gasp and arch your back.
"Just like ya were dreamin about," he teased.
You groaned, your body shaking with relief. “I missed you so so f-fucking much,” you whispered, your voice strained.
Steve let out a dark, satisfied chuckle."I can tell. You were in a real bad way when I got here," he taunted. "Moanin' and callin' my name like ya were dyin'..."
You whimpered, your own fingers now gripping the sheets, your body wound tight.
"I gotta ask, bunny…" he coaxed, his voice low and dangerous. "Be honest with me, if I hadn’t come home now… if I hadn’t interrupted ya… how many times would ya have stuck your fingers in there? Only once?”
You shook your head, moaning as he increased the pressure of his thrusts.
“Or would ya have gone right back at it..?" he teased. "Tossin’ and turnin’, tryin’ to get off again and again ‘til you finally fell asleep at four in the mornin’?"
Your cunt squeezed his cock. "M-mhm yes…I wanted you sooo bad I would've … I would've touched m-myself so many times..."
His hips snapped forward.
"So damn needy," he drawled, his fingers finding your clit, "rubbin' that pussy raw 'til your mind goes blank."
He snickered, "I’m gonna have to go round after round just to keep up with ya tonight."
You whimpered, your hips pushing back against him.
"That what ya want?” he murmured. "We can do this all damn night. Start one way, switch it up....see how much ya can take.”
His fingers flicked over your clit, and your whole body jerked.
"Maybe next I’ll roll ya over and pound ya into the mattress," he continued, voice rough and cocky against your ear. "Or maybe I’ll let ya climb on top and ride me for a while."
You clenched around him hard. Steve groaned.
"Mhm, you like that idea, don’t ya?" he hummed. "Me too. Y'know how much I love watchin’ you work for it on top."
You gasped, your breathing coming in shallow bursts. "I—I—"
"Both sound real damn good to me,” he drawled. "We're gonna be busy for a while."
"Nghh—" you gasped, your body beginning to spark with that familiar, overwhelming electricity. "I’m gonna cum—"
Steve responded by shifting his weight to drive his cock even deeper inside you, while flicking your clit in perfect circles.
Your heart hammered against your ribs, and you couldn't hold it back anymore.
Your whole body trembled violently as your inner walls convulsed, clenching around his cock so tightly it took all of Steve's mental strength not to lose his own control right then and there and spill his load.
He let out a guttural groan, his heavy chest heaving heavily against your back as he anchored you to the mattress, letting you ride out the intense, blinding waves of pleasure.
For a few long moments, the only sound was your ragged, shuddering breaths. You were completely melted against Steve, your limbs heavy and useless, your mind blissfully blank.
Steve pressed a hot, damp kiss to the sweaty skin of your neck.
"Good girl," he husked, his voice oozing with satisfaction.
He let you rest for just a second longer before he slowly began to pull out of you.
You let out a weak, wrecked whine at the sudden emptiness, your hips chasing him, pleading for him to stay inside. But his cock slipped free and Steve turned you onto your back to face him.
You were blinking up at his face before you noticed Steve had one hand wrapped around his dick. It was still rock hard, thick, aching, throbbing and soaked in your cum. There was so much of it that it coated his entire shaft, dripping down over his fingers as he started stroking himself.
You were still coming down from your first climax, but your pussy throbbed again with renewed hunger at the sight.
Steve’s eyes flicked down to your face, catching the way your lips parted and your eyes followed his thumb rubbing over the swollen tip of his cock.
He groaned quietly under his breath, clearly enjoying the feeling of his own hand and the way you were staring at him.
"Still horny, ain’t ya?" he murmured, voice thick and teasing. He stroked himself again, slower this time, from base to tip, letting you watch.
"Told ya that was just round one."
He leaned down until his face was hovering right above yours, still lazily stroking his cock between your bodies.
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