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his future is looking pretty blue!

You have awakened a sleeping beast. Our war cry will ring throughout the world, an unending dirge for the girls and the weed we’ve lost.

We are Superwholock.

We are Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons.

We are Steven Universe.

We are Bee Shrek Test in the House.

We are Danganronpa.

We are the Hunger Games.

We are Karl Marx and Frederich Engels.

We are Lord of the Rings.

We are Undertale.

We are the Once-ler.

We are touching butts and buying pizza.

We are One Direction.

We are BTS.

We are Marvel.

We are Avatar: The Last Airbender.

We are Gravity Falls.

We are Free!

We are Ouran High School Host Club.

We are My Little Pony.

We are Dan and Phil.

We are Loki.

We are Spamton. We are IBS Warriors.

We are flower crowns.

We got the booty.

We are all of that, and much more.

We are Tumblr.

We are Homestuck. You can be our kismesis.

We are Dream SMP. We know how to start a revolution.

We are Warriors. We can overthrow any tyrannical leader. In Starclan we trust.

We are Woody. We can round you up.

We are the teachers. We can school you.

We are a family. We come together… and make dreams real…

We are storytellers. We have been through a lot in our lives.

We are every anime, even the… weird sides.

We are iCarly.

We are Eddsworld.

We are yaoi.

We are Five Nights at Freddy’s.

We are MLG.

But most of all… we are all together in this. We will not fall to you and your wretched desires! This is your calling card, Apple and Tumblr staff!