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And I’m awake.

#Don't mind the fact that I woke up at 8 PM.#A8solutely irrelevant.

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I’m going 8ack to 8ed.

It’s six in the morning.

#Why am I awake.

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D -[Huh!]->

D -[That’s pretty diverse, ‘n’ I like th’ sound of it.]->

D -[I take it ya live there, right? What’s ya hive like?]->

8a8lo

Come again? What’s a hive, in this context?

#strongman-freakshow

nuclearpiss

reblog if you're not american

8a8lo

i get a lot of people assuming i’m from america when they meet me on tumblr. i wanna see how many people here aren’t american.

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Mel Gi8son is so young in the original Mad Max.

#What the fuck.#He's like.#Actually not 8ad-looking.

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D -[That’s c001. What’s it like there? Is it all dry ‘n’ shit, or filled with jungle, hills, ‘n’ fauna?]->

D -[Alternia’s pretty varied when it comes t’ shit like that.]->

8a8lo

Well, let’s see. It’s mostly forestland -- with swamps and marshes in the West, steppes in the south, and tundra in the north, interspersed with farmland all throughout. The geography is slightly more complic8ed than that, 8ut this should serve the purposes well enough.

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cy8erpunk replied to your post “cy8erpunk replied to your post “Again, what the actual fuck.”You...”

May8e you are an odd8all for your species?

That’s not my point. It’s not a8out me. It’s a8out the fact that any species that evolved on a different planet over the course of what’s pro8a8ly 8illions of years had so many divergent paths over the course of that evolution that they literally should 8e incomprehensi8ly unrecogniza8le to those not from that world.

#cy8erpunk

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#Me as fuck.

cy8erpunk replied to your post “Again, what the actual fuck.”

You complain a8out this a lot.

It mathematically doesn’t make sense.

#The odds are something akin to winning the lottery 7 million times in a row.

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Again, what the actual fuck.

#Why is alien junk so aesthetically pleasing?#I'm a 8loody HUMAN. This is a species from another 8loody planet.#It is statistically DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSI8LE for them to 8e in any way shape or form recogniza8ly attractive to a mem8er of my species.#8ut they are.#Also good fucking evening.

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D -[That an Earth thing? I’m guessin’ its an Earth thing.]->

D -[Sounds pretty neat tho! My name’s Gamzius, if I ain’t tell ya before.]->

8a8lo

It’s an Earth thing. Russia is one of the nations on Earth -- incidentally, the one with the largest landmass.

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I’m sorry, there’s nothing I can do now. I can’t take 8ack the fairy dust. )::::

8raindead replied to your post “8raindead replied to your post “8raindead replied to your post “No 8ut...”

Just like, a whole 8ucketful of fairy dust. That's a lot.

Please don’t.

#I'm sneezing.#8raindead

8raindead replied to your post “8raindead replied to your post “No 8ut seriously. How does a species...”

Throws some fairy dust at your face. Anything is possi8le.

Could you not?

#That stuff is an allergen.

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meddlingfashionista

No I Know What You Mean

I Suppose The More Plain Or Unattractive Types Tend To Stay Under The Radar

Being Surrounded By So Many Exquisite Specimens Of Our Race May Be Intimidating

8a8lo

That might 8e it. Some sort of su8conscious social stigmatiz8ion coupled with a hefty 8it of confirm8ion 8ias on my part?

May8e.

8ut at the same time.

The odds are astronomically low that out of all the possi8le things an alien could 8e -- they’re similar enough to humans that one could 8e attractive to the other and vice versa.

#meddlingfashionista

8raindead replied to your post “No 8ut seriously. How does a species that evolved on a completely...”

Magic.

I’m inclined to 8elieve anything at this point.

#Magic? Sure! Why the hell not?#It's not like the very concept goes against any scientific explan8ion of the universe!#Not at all.

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