pour one out for the unappreciated homies

Watching the Penguins holiday video and all I can focus on is how fucking bow-legged Sidney Crosby is

c*ps get one (1) cup and nbcsn announcers be acting like they won every game for the last 20 years…… 😴😴

i think my mom might try to literally fight ton w*lson, she’s big mad. “I see a dark alley and a baseball bat in Tom W*lson’s future” - my mom.

oh me?

Frankly playing the c*ps used to be fun… and now it’s just an anxious unpleasant time where I’m waiting for the next fistfight or the next fucking concussion. I genuinely hate playing them more than any other team. It used to be fun and now it’s just miserable and violent and unpleasant.

i’ll be chugging that ‘loving sidney crosby’ juice till i die bitch