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a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

imagine roughly a million people realizing "yeah we could storm a government facility and they literally would not be able to stop us all" and not using that knowledge to overthrow the government

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If you remove any letter from ‘Seat’, you’ll still have a word.

Yawning in a busy public place like Times Square could potentially set off a chain of yawns that could last weeks.

Shrek is the perfect form of life since he is as smart as a human, has a muscular body and can perform photosynthesis

“Boob” is a representation of three different views of boobs. B - from above / oo - looking straight on / b - from the side.

Most people are more interested in the daily life of celebrities than in science, and that shows how doomed humanity is

We have all at one point kicked a pregnant lady.