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*House Party jamming*

-Kanye pulls up with Bound 2 blasting in his car-

Sza- damn it! who told this nigga we were having a party?

Chance the Rapper- i swear i didn’t tweet anything this time

Jayz- *in a corner acting mad suspect* 

*kanye knocks on the door*

Kanye- Hey gang, i heard you guys were having a little get together

Childish Gambino- Yeaa.. kinda, but we’re about to shut things down in a bit.. sooo..

Kanye- *shoves his way in* nonsense Gambino o pal, the party is just getting started 

Childish Gambino- did this nigga just call me…..

Kanye- wow, looks like everyone really is here, thats great!

Kanye- you guys mind if i play one of my new songs, its straight fire.

Beyonce- oh no kanye sweetheart, like Donald said we’re about to shut things down and go soon..

Kanye- it’ll just be one song, i want you guys to leave here just as inspired as i am *plugs his phone into the AUX cord*

SchoolBoy Q- This nigga crazy for real huh

-Kanye plays poop di scoop on a 10 min loop-

Childish Gambino-

Kevin Hart- *peeks around the corner*

Rihanna- 

Chance the Rapper-

Kendrick Lamar-

Schoolboy Q-

Kanye-

Kid Cudi-

So I was on the computer messing around, when suddenly i hear some kids outside arguing

Kid 1: you suck at basket ball, we always losein cause of you, you can’t play with us no mo!

Kid 2: how come ya daddy never showed you how to play

Young Savage: HOW COME YA DADDY GAVE YA MOMMA BUM BUMPS AND RAN AWAY!!

Me in the window: 

Kid 2: *starts crying*

Kid 1: don’t talk to him like that!!

Kid Pusha T: somebody need to talk to him, not like his dad ever will

Me in the window: 

Like who raised this lil dude?! How did he know so much?? He was handin out L’s left and right. Were we this mean as kids???

Now some of y’all might be thinking that i should’ve went out there and said something. But i got my own dad issues and this lil dude had shown that he was not to be fucked with on any level today.