Rashōmans

Morax : ah , osmanthus-

Barbatos and Murata : MORAX !

Morax : oh celestia- [sighs] what is it that you two need now ?

Murata : so like- you're the wisest of us all , yes ? because you're old and all-

Barbatos : yea ! and i think you should decide something for us !

Morax : well , speak up , then . what do you want me to decide ?

Murata : so barbatos-

Barbatos : hey ! it's my turn to speak now ! anyways ... so we were watching this kid , yes ?

Morax : alright ...

Barbatos : Yes so ! looking at this kid's future , he fits my criteria for a vision perfectly !

Morax : and that is ?

Barbatos : Uhh ... one must lose a loved one .

Morax : ah ... and this child .. who does he lose ?

Barbatos : his dad dies lol .

Morax : Well then , he seems appropriate for an anemo vision . But what is your argument , Murata ? What was your vision criteria again ?

Murata : A strong passion !

Barbatos : And that kid definitely doesn't seem passionate about anything later on .

Morax : Well if that's the case , then I believe an Anemo vision would be more suitable .

Murata : No ! I have a valid reason , okay ? Hear me out , Morax !

Barbatos : Oh brother .

Morax : Yes , Murata , I'm listening .

Murata : He's .... red .

Morax : It's settled . Pyro vision it is .

Murata : FUCK YEA !

Sabito : FOURTY FIVE SECONDS ?

Sanemi : No ! four-to-five seconds !

Childe : Mario Cart .

Diluc : Yea , Video games .

Thoma : Childe no .

Kaeya : Mistlefoe .

Rosaria : In between “it’s an avocado , thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America” , but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger” . How about you , Venti ?

Venti : Probably “road work ahead” .

Rosaria : *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay .

Venti : Diluc , I'm sad .

Giyuu : we're the best thing that has ever happened to you ... ?

Sanemi : yes ?