6 Impossible Things.

Eliminate, you’d be Amazed in actuality, of what you really Need!

Do you ever just get sad as fuck .. out of no where. And then everything you thought you've moved passed comes back and just fuckingg haunts you.

Okay but the “where are the kids” “they’re out back” made me ugly laugh

A1 Dad humor

Omg her panicked mom voice literally scared the cougar away

Your life span is 3 minutes and is reset every time you take a breathe

Homophobia and transphobia are side effects of misogyny, which does not mean that they are less important than misogyny, but that they result from it. It is a causal relationship. Queerness and genderqueerness defy a binary and hierarchical model of gender. If men do not act as men and women do not act as women, how can we tell who should rule and who should be ruled?

Somehow, so many of us imagined a guy running alongside the car on long trips without ever telling each other about it

Your future husband or wife is out there living the memories that they’re going to tell you about when you eventually meet them