chip/jayce

is blind

can tell a million stories

is unkind

spiteful in a million ways

is crazy

is often boring

stinks

is pretty often debris, when you find, what you find, and never never never never never do it over again

reads like a bad biography, all the names are changed to protect the innocent

Fun conversations had at the bar together. Fischer borrowed Sylvestre's clothing, it's a bit big on him...

‘but friends don’t know the way u taste lalala’ ahh 💔✌️

they look extra close gng but they’re just very very good best friends. they’re definitely not gay whatsoever (source: trust me brotato chip 🙏🙏)

wildchip inc.!

we've seen shadownilla servers, we've seen purelily servers, but have you ever wondered if there was a nearly universally agreed upon ship that could have a server?

look no further! it's wildchipcord! the world is ours! we are wildchip, second to none, and we own the finish line!!

when you get a job at wildchip inc. you can expect the following:

- perks that increase as you level up, including slowmode resistance, external emojis, and even pinning messages!

- opportunities to hear about me and the shit i'm writing, including upcoming things!

- deadberry sticker

- places to share your own art and writing (writing is wildchip only i have to moderate it manually no explicit works pls)

- appreciation channels for wildberry and crunchy chip and places to discuss the rest of both crk lore and gameplay

- you can say the fuck word which is very cool main cr servers dont have that

- anti-endo and anti-rq

- ill add as many wildchip stickers and emojis that are asked for

- if we get enough boosts wildchip tag!

tmw the Hollyberry Kingdom hosts a grand party for all the kingdoms and you spot your ex in the crowd