How to have fun with fuckpigs.
I see lists like this that arenât actually viable and find them so annoying and lacking real imagination.
Fantasies can have a time and place and I prefer to stay closer to things that can be an actual reality.
These are all things I would legitimately hate and wouldnât blame my owner for doing to me because we both know I deserve nothing more and he enjoys torturing me and I want so desperately to entertain him and to earn his cum, whatever it takes.
Iâm privileged that my owner already does some of these things as they are very helpful in keeping me in my place beneath him where I belong. Even though itâs hard to enjoy them, being able to demonstrate my devotion always feels good.
1. Ask it questions like, you know youâre stupid right? You know youâre ugly, yes? You do know that youâre worthless and nobody cares is you live or die?
2. Compare it to other cunts you fuck or see and make sure to keep it feeling insecure⌠my cuntâs cunt in so much tighter than yours pig, I love fucking her cunt⌠her cunt taste so good, Iâd never put my mouth on your disgusting gash⌠my cunt actually knows how to use her mouth, yours is just good for fucking.
3. The first thing you do when you see your pig is spit on itâs face⌠the last thing you do before leaving is spit on itâs face.
4. Never call your pig by itâs name. Donât call it her or she either. Itâs a thing, property, not a person.
5. Ask your pig to tell you what itâs good for. Slap it for every wrong answer. Slap it for every correct answer. Pigs are only good for abuse and thatâs about it.
6. Piss on and in your pig as much as possible.
7. Make your pig piss outside as much as possible. Or in a bowl. Or on the floor⌠if it uses a toilet it gets punished.
8. A pigâs tits should always be bruised. If theyâre not bruised your pig should be beat for that.
8. Get one of your other cunts and fuck her in front of your pig. Tell the cunt how good she feels and how pretty she is and how much happier you are to be fucking her than a dumb pig. Cum in or on the cunt and make your pig beg to clean it up. Itâd probably be extra humiliating to deny it that pleasure.
9. After spitting on your pig make sure to always have it kiss your boots and feet. Your pig is stupid and always needs reminding itâs beneath you.
10. Make your pig beg for the things it doesnât want. Make it beg NOT to cum. Make it beg for you to abuse it more when itâs at itâs limit. Make it beg for your cum in itâs eye. Make it beg for you to call it names. Make it beg for humiliation.
11. Whenever it says itâs thirsty or hungry always make it drink and eat out of a bowl or off the floor. It should always have to be wearing itâs snout when eating.
12. Have it rub itâs cunt on inappropriate objects trying to get off while you laugh at it and contemplate out loud disposing of it because itâs so disgusting.
13. Make fun of your pig for how wet it gets from the abuse it receives. Let it know it is itâs own fault it gets treated this way.
14. Ask your pig to tell you what it needs for itself and then make sure to never give it that.
15. Find out what your pig hates and do that. It hates anal make it anal only. It hates having itâs picture taken, do that. It hates verbalizing, make sure it does that. If it likes something you do find a way to make it hate that thing.
16. When itâs broken and crying remind it that it has no other purpose. Ask it if it wants to be replaced and watch how desperate it gets. Then make fun of it even more.
17. When youâre bored make your pig jiggle itâs fat. Train it so that when you say, Iâm bored, it automatically knows what to do. Donât even pay attention to it (too ugly to look at) just make it do it.
18. Inspect it and critique it. Or worse make it point out itâs flaws to you. Head to toe. Make tally marks on itâs fat gut for each flaw and whip it that number of times.
19. Get some treats you know will motivate the fat pig and make it do tricks like a dog. Then pervert the tricks⌠make it lick your ass⌠etc.
20. When youâre together make it suck a dildo whenever your cock isnât in itâs mouth.
21. Suffocate or drown the pig⌠push it as far as possible then tell it youâre disappointed in it for not suffocating/drowning for you⌠really drive it in how worthless it is for not being able to please you, that you donât think itâs worth your time any longer, kick itâs cunt, spit on it and walk away.
22. Use your pig to entertain other people. The more people who laugh at it the better.
23. Pick a snack or food the pig really loves⌠get the pig really excited for it and then cum on it for the pig to eat.
24. Find out your pigs insecurities, use them against it. Maybe if it was better at itâs job it wouldnât be laying in a puddle of your piss. Maybe if it wasnât such an idiot itâd have friends to be with instead of licking your asshole so desperately. Maybe if it was a better mother it wouldnât be on itâs knees begging for cock in itâs ass. Nothing is off limits, make it as personal as possible.
25. If itâs in the middle of talking tell it to shut up.
26. While youâre driving or just sitting around relaxing make it keep itâs mouth open. No swallowing, then punish it for the mess of drool.
27. Tell the pig, if you really wanted to please me youâd take my fist to your fat gut without crying about, âI canât, I canâtâ. Then watch it cry and laugh at it.
28. Make sure it is thinking about you especially when you have more important things to do than to pay it any attention. A pig needs to be ignored to keep it in itâs place because the one thing a pig thrives off of is your attention. Canât have a pig thriving.
29. Each day have the pig write something awful about itself on itâs body. Sometimes tell it what to write, sometimes make it decide. Make it show you and then ask it why itâd write that.
30. Edge the pig. For hours. No orgasm, no relief.
31. Randomly ask or check to make sure your pigâs gash is wet. If not punish it until itâs gets wet.
32. Tell it youâd rather fuck skinnier pretty cunts but they take too much time and effort and itâs holes are so easy because itâs so desperate, why not, you think laughing at it is fun.
33. Tell it youâd rather fuck fatter prettier cunts⌠the ones that are soft and sexy and fleshy and round. Theyâre much more interesting and actually have self respect⌠itâs just old and saggy, gross, and stupid.
34. Ask it how many cocks itâs sucked and fucked recently then make fun of it, no matter what the answer is.
35. Make it confess itâs filthiest fantasies and then use them against it. Tell it how you told other people and how they reacted in disgust.
36. Have it hold and carry things for you with itâs mouth. Your keys, an implement of torture, itâs bowl, a rock.
37. Feed it cum covered food in a bowl on the ground tell it is because you want to make it fatter. You want to see itâs tits get bigger so theyâre more fun to punch. Donât forget the snout if itâs eating!
38. Tell the pig if it really wants to please you itâll not eat and suffer for you so that it wonât be so fat and ugly, that youâre tired of the way itâs belly hangs.
39. Let others use it but only if they promise not to be nice. How it feels doesnât matter. Itâs already ruined, it wonât make a difference. Make sure it knows that.
40. Make it bleed for you. Carve PIG into itâs skin so it canât escape it and pretend itâs normal when not with you.
41. Make it confess itâs love and devotion, pretend to be nice for a moment, like itâs in a safe place. Then laugh and make fun of it, who could ever care for, want, or need such a disgusting thing.
42. When you finally tire of the stupid pig and never want to see it again take a shit on itâs chest, kick it in the cunt and walk away forever.